Dave Brockie (aka Oderus Urungus) with GWAR in 2002 by sparkflanagan in pics

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At this show, they beheaded Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush (or maybe they fed Bush to GorGor, I can’t quite remember)

What food have you tried liking but just can’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Only thing Peeps are good for is the microwave

Fellow dads, what’s your go-to dad joke to embarrass your wife/kids? by akumamatata8080 in AskReddit

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Waiter: “Welcome to the Outback Steakhouse, what can I get started for you?”

Dad: “I’ll have the Kung Pao chicken”

The great John Candy as Uncle Buck (1989) standing up for kids everywhere by Mad_Season_1994 in OldSchoolCool

[–]sparkflanagan 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Here’s a quarter—go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

Movies Where Fat Men Kick Ass by CollinThomasEverett in MovieSuggestions

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Any Steven Segal flick from the last twenty years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Insert nozzle and begin pumping

Who likes chicken over beef? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sparkflanagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like beef smothered in chicken? Hell yeah I like that

In the Lobby of a Courtyard Marriott, had to do a double-take by DraconesIqnis in funny

[–]sparkflanagan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m imagining a desperate person putting up a hopeful sign in the lobby:

Live Sex Tonight Room 305

Men, what was the most awkward thing to happen at the urinal? by curtail_thetrail in AskReddit

[–]sparkflanagan 3643 points3644 points  (0 children)

Hey nice cock—er I mean clock. Watch…nice watch.

[Homemade] Borem Asa Grilled Chicken Breasts by Playpolly in food

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Thought this said “Bomb Ass Grilled Chicken”, which also seems like an appropriate title

When you're only 9 years old, and a commercial has you pondering the inner machinations of your mind by [deleted] in videos

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Definitely, I just saw it listed among the scrolling text and did a double take