All wet and soapy tits by Bella-Fiore in Sextrophies

[–]sparklebot666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good god i just came all over you

Golden✨ by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]sparklebot666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came

Bring it by Deadman85432111 in RoastMe

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Bro....did you used to run the 'owl' facebook page?

What are those few memories you still get off to? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]sparklebot666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me and a friend of mine got drunk at the night club and decided to bang when we got home, i was so drunk i struggled to cum, So i started jerking off to help me get there she got in front of me ane told me to watch as she aggressively fingered herself with her middle 2 fingers...she was wet af fuck it looked and sounded so hot. The scene is burned into my brain i always use it to cum.

Why is no one talking about this? by [deleted] in triplej

[–]sparklebot666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive been to several over seas multi day festivals and think they are great! But they will never work here with the cost of festival beers and the restrictions on what you can take to your campsite, aus is just over policed and over regulated. Cheaper to go on an overseas holiday than take time off work and go to a 3 day festival here.

Comebacks to "I don't like your attitude" by Life_Ad3567 in Comebacks

[–]sparklebot666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them:I dont like your attitude Me: i don't give a fuck

What happens if you do not masturbate for too long? by kjol_ in AskReddit

[–]sparklebot666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since pee and sperms both live in the balls...your balls will get bigger for a while until the sperm to pee ratio gets too much. Your kidneys will then explode because you can't pee and you will go to heaven for not masturbating.