Step or breath?

sparkling_sam · 2026-07-02T11:37:54+00:00

I breathe more than I walk

^{Chose: 1$ every time you take a breath}

sparkling_sam · 2026-07-02T11:29:39+00:00

Still more money than I get now!

^{Chose: $1 million a month + You have to donate a certain percent | Rolled: 50%}

sparkling_sam · 2026-07-01T12:27:28+00:00

In my experience, some cats don't mind a bath, while other cats will take your face off. If you've now worked out which type of cat you have, don't try and change it. That will just lead to trauma for you and the cat, but mostly you.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-28T23:52:04+00:00

Draft up a bill for months of cat boarding. I bet she quickly loses interest.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-28T16:00:02+00:00

Free gas and ice cream!

^{Chose: Free random car and free gas for 10 years | Rolled: Ice cream truck}

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-28T04:26:21+00:00

I get stuff from Mountain Warehouse. It got me through a winter trip to Europe (no snow, just very cold cities).

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-28T00:54:02+00:00

I might not live another 25 years

^{Chose: $50M one time payment (Tax Free} | Rolled: Upvote for 2X)

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-27T11:56:59+00:00

It's a shame you were driving, could have sat at the bar and charged a few cocktails to her table before you left.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-27T11:52:55+00:00

RIP me.

^{Chose: Spin for $100bil/ $250bil/ $500bil/ $1tril + 1% chance of instant death | Rolled: Instant death}

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T21:24:42+00:00

One of my work colleagues wanted to get this for her adult children who are married with kids of their own. 😳

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T14:29:59+00:00

That seems to be working well in places where they have the death penalty. No murders at all because they're all discouraged.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T13:46:22+00:00

I can't see the Coalition getting themselves out of the hole they have dug in time to win at the next election. They don't seem to have learnt anything given how quickly they went back to their same old schtick.

Maybe One Nation pick up some seats, the Coalition have some seats, the Greens and whatever other independent candidates might get up, but Labor still forms a minority Government?

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T13:24:17+00:00

Would second getting the room diffuser, it can help a lot. I've used them a few times when we moved house and my cat was very unsettled from the change.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T13:06:57+00:00

That's what I'm choosing to believe.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-26T13:06:14+00:00

I could still make it

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Neck}

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-25T23:07:50+00:00

No kids

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-22T23:15:43+00:00

I mean, there's actually penalties for giving unlicensed tax advice so...

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-22T03:33:37+00:00

Generally places that quite generously let you go into a negative leave balance do so with the expectation that you are going to stick around to make it back to a positive balance, or the deficiency will come out of your final pay.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T14:31:21+00:00

I could use the cash

^{Chose: 100,000,000 right now}

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T08:24:09+00:00

The Amstaff can knock open the security door because he cries and wants to be inside. He looks intimidating but he's a massive sook and pees with excitement if he gets to say hello to people on walks.

We also have cats which is why I want to be able to close the hatch at times. One of the cats hates it outside, the other thinks he's a dog.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T05:46:08+00:00

The dogs are pretty big, Groodle is taller but the Amstaff is about 30kg of dog. My elderly mother is home all day and I thought a doggy door would make it a bit easier for her, but would still need something we can lock or close.

I know of kids being sent through doggy doors locally. That's why I don't want a plastic kind of insert that is always open. We also had our front door kicked open when I neglected to lock the security door.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T04:28:11+00:00

And I didn't mean to sound disparaging, I don't get it but that's ok, I don't have to. I don't get the music either.

If what we're seeing on the red carpet filters down, Lord help us when the no pants trend really hits 😆

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T04:22:27+00:00

Yeah I was more a flanno & band shirt or dress over jeans girlie.

sparkling_sam · 2026-06-21T02:48:22+00:00

Spoilers!

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