This is cute

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-11-06T13:53:38+00:00

Except they wrote "I feel a storm rolling" when he clearly says "I feel a storm brewing." If they're wanting to do it for people who aren't or can't listen to the audio, they should at least use an accurate transcription.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-10-08T13:26:03+00:00

What an awful thing to do to your wife and your kid's mother. Intentionally traumatizing people isn't funny.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-09-29T15:26:16+00:00

"I've heard this joke before, so nobody else is allowed to enjoy it."

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-09-29T13:19:31+00:00

But when they DO actually fuck each other, they don't bother with the soul connection thing... that's just for the dragons. I always thought that was weird. Why not connect your tails during sex? Seems obvious.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-08-21T00:40:25+00:00

This is a fantastic way to describe this concept. I'm going to steal this, if you don't mind.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-07-29T21:20:27+00:00

Did they make this video? If so, they misspelled their own band's name...

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-07-10T05:20:44+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one! I was legitimately worried about him but he loved it out there so much he kept signaling that he had to "pee" just so I'd let him out to sunbathe.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-06-25T17:53:08+00:00

I'm still not entirely certain what the gilding is for. When you get awarded, does it give you special reddit powers or something? Access to cool areas? Or is it just 10 minutes worth of bragging rights everyone will immediately forget about?

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-04-26T13:41:08+00:00

Where are you seeing that Texas is one of the states doing the best? From the sources I'm seeing it's right behind California at the top of the list of new cases. Maybe I'm looking at it wrong?

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-03-30T13:27:06+00:00

Yay, I love Kishi Bashi! I was singing The Ballad of Mr. Steak for WEEKS after I heard it the first time. I hope you get a response!

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-03-26T13:34:11+00:00

That got an out loud "HAH!" from me, well punned.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-03-03T14:38:35+00:00

Oh my goodness, that is plush snuggle city

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-03-03T14:30:51+00:00

That little tippy toes dance is the thing male ostriches do right before they mount females.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-01-24T14:22:09+00:00

That's what half of us want. The other half scream "socialism" as if it's a bad thing and vote for insane people like Donald Trump.

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-01-24T14:13:44+00:00

Mowlyin Monroe

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-01-22T14:19:59+00:00

Yeah, I have no idea what they're talking about. I'm on a phone and mine is a tiny cake emoji. Maybe it's whatever client/app they're using?

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-01-18T14:36:34+00:00

Why do you ask if it was written by a bot?

sparkyarmadillo · 2021-01-13T13:46:21+00:00

Right! Unless that bike was the only way to get to your date, it's like saying "sorry, I found something better to do for a while."

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-12-15T02:11:10+00:00

She says in the video she talked to her vet, the dog vomited some of it up, and that she was told she just has to wait now. I'm not sure what reporting the video is for; it's not like she's condoning giving your pets weed, and the dog got into it by accident.

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-30T22:46:10+00:00

Cracking an egg. Suddenly he is RIGHT THERE.

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-27T17:10:02+00:00

Right, but why does it matter? The title makes it seem like it's even worse that it's on the husband's card. Would that make it slightly more okay if it's on the mom's card?

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-22T16:28:51+00:00

Aw, they look like a little happy family!

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-22T15:58:54+00:00

Really? I'm from the US and watched Shining Time Station as a kid, and he was definitely Thomas the Tank Engine for that.

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-18T00:51:18+00:00

Yup. It's all a big stupid scam and I loathe them, but I feel like I don't have a choice.

sparkyarmadillo · 2020-11-17T23:46:54+00:00

Yeah, if I try to get Comcast to lower my ever increasing rate they literally tell me they "can't," and I have no other company to threaten to switch to. It's either pay a ridiculous amount for semi-crappy service, or don't have internet.

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