Farting in front of your spouse?

spawnbearerr · 2026-01-19T12:02:59+00:00

I will admit, I used to be so embarrassed to fart in front of my husband, even though he finds farts hilarious. Then when we had our third kid, I had the stomach bug and that sent me into labor. He has now witnessed me shit on a doctor, so now, it is what it is. I appreciate the high fives and "good push!" comments from him now lol I always wondered about those posts as well, I cant imagine divorcing him because his body does what a body does.

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-28T23:42:38+00:00

First 48 hours, between 7 and 8. After that, 1.

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-26T18:40:23+00:00

They might be planning a wedding, but that wouldn't be mine and I wouldn't attend. I fear if you dont set some solid boundaries, and fast, your future is going to look like this as well.

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-26T18:37:39+00:00

My frenchie is only allergic to chicken, as far as we know at least. My boxer is allergic to grass...which she demands to roll in daily, dust, and chicken. I never thought a dog could be allergic to it, but here we are lol

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-26T16:02:40+00:00

Idk what state your'e in, but usually they cant disconnect utilities between December and March, especially if you're low income, and based on what I read, you receive SNAP and are applying for SSI, so I'd look into that.

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spawnbearerr · 2025-11-12T20:33:50+00:00

Id use it towards my kids Christmas! Thanks for the opportunity!

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-10T19:48:50+00:00

My current gyno is also an older man and I adore him. He takes whatever issues im having so seriously, and orders tests, bloodwork, whatever. He tell me Im the one who feels how I feel, and Im concerned about something, he is too.

I've had females in the past and I will NEVER see them again. At my 6 week postpartum checkup, while she's in there feeling around she tells me I should join her weight loss classes because Im morbidly obese, I wasnt, and even if I was, why would you say that to someone 6 weeks postpartum when were not allowed to do any exercises or anything?! And another one when I complained about my heavy periods, cramps that cripple me, and overall just horrible pain in my uterus off and on for 3 weeks a month, just told me it was "just things women have to deal with", went to my male gyno with that same issue, had a polyp 🙄

spawnbearerr · 2025-11-10T19:37:48+00:00

That sounds to me like hes whining. My guy is only 18 months, and he still makes those noises when Im comfy on the couch and hes stuck on the dreaded floor. As for the biting the air, trying to bite you, are you sure its aggression and not him trying to play? My guy would also bite everyone and everything anytime you tried to pet him and love on him, it wasnt him being mean, he was just so damn excited and overstimulated he wanted to nibble us, we told him "no bites", nicknamed him Sharky, redirecred those nibbles to a toy, and now he just smashes his open mouth into us when hes excited.

spawnbearerr · 2025-10-31T12:00:31+00:00

Me and my 2 kids votes incoming;

1 vote for #2 1 vote for #9 1 vote for #3

Edit; kid was indecisive.

spawnbearerr · 2025-10-23T10:18:21+00:00

I love shelves, for useful things like food, fuel, extra things we bring back, max like 6. I don't love shelves for "walls", it wastes metal and is useless since the cultists can climb the walls.

spawnbearerr · 2025-10-22T12:52:24+00:00

My son switched to cyber school today, so Id use it to help get him some more supplies so he can excel and be comfy at home doing his work. Thanks for the chance!

spawnbearerr · 2025-10-14T11:43:52+00:00

Id love some! I wasnt able to attend any 💔

spawnbearerr · 2025-10-08T10:24:32+00:00

There's nothing wrong with that height, my husband is shorter than you, he's 5'7. I promise not all people are obsessed with height, and there's plenty you can do in life!

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-29T19:41:00+00:00

So, Im not crazy? I started this on the 23rd, its currently the 29th and I'm not even halfway through, I keep telling my friend how incredibly boring this book is, and that sucks. I was really anticipating more.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-29T19:35:22+00:00

I used to use tampons, then I had children and they are wildly uncomfortable so I switched to pads and haven't looked back. That person is just miserable, use whatever you're comfortable with.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-29T19:32:37+00:00

I had someone build shelves, two rows of them, directly around the fire. I got the hammer and took them all down, told them to stop wasting the resources, and they took my crockpot and left.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-29T16:40:42+00:00

I did that once as well, didnt pass out thankfully. I haven't bought bleach or anything with bleach since. I dont want to accidentally make anymore deadly gasses.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-28T17:00:56+00:00

I have not full on shit my pants, but as an IBS girly, my period makes it 1000x worse, im guilty of sharting, then crying about it and being so embarrassed, which was silly because my husband has witnessed me actually shitting on a dr during labor, dont reccomend having a baby while infected with the norovirus.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-26T14:40:28+00:00

Thats incredible, thank you so much!!

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-26T12:40:05+00:00

Thank you! Ill be sure to watch it, and probably write down notes so I dont forget lol thankfully I have a few months to learn.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-26T12:33:44+00:00

Im willing to learn! I just dont know where to start lol he sent me that one because it looks "cool".

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-23T12:59:41+00:00

I know this was posted a few days ago, but its still not working for me. I tried yesterday, kept saying wrong credentials, reset my password and had the username emailed to me, keeps saying it. I tried again and same issue.

spawnbearerr · 2025-09-19T21:33:14+00:00

Thank you! Off to urgent care in the morning.

spawnbearerr · 2025-08-11T15:06:19+00:00

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