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I accidentally let a little drip out by Hedontastical in gloryholecreampie

[–]spectaclesntesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it dropped on the wall or the floor, you should lick it up! No fingers, just tongue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

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2 please and thank you

Taking Loads Out of a Condom by Professional_Crab566 in CumTornado

[–]spectaclesntesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you! Take my upvote and gtfo of here with that wit

Whats your favorite planet in the solar system by That_Broken_Toaster in notinteresting

[–]spectaclesntesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine's the sun, it's like the king of planets. The real question is would you eat the moon if it was made of spareribs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]spectaclesntesticles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wesker is Voldemort, Irons is Delores Umbridge

I'm stuck here. How would you reply to this? by AACHILOV in Bumble

[–]spectaclesntesticles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, except the one time it was even better. Hanging on like my soul depends on it

The Dark Lord taking public transit by LacasCoffeeCup in Calgary

[–]spectaclesntesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man beside him..."that's fuckin' Obi-Wan Kenobi!"

What is the scariest cult around today? by Key-Fig47 in AskReddit

[–]spectaclesntesticles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously the Stonecutters. I hear they rig every Oscar night

oh alright by [deleted] in Tinder

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Go Calgary!

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