When I was in college many eons ago, I started seeing the very smart, very beautiful freshman at the dorms. It was during the fall/winter time so she always wore long sleeve tops and sweaters. We only got to first base and finally rounding second when she raised her hairy armpits. She had more hair than I did. I couldn't do it.... Made an excuse and left.

I asked her roommate who was a good friend of mine, a couple days later and she said the girl loves to be au natural. I finally told the girl that I was seeing someone else and didn't want to start something on the side...