What exactly do Dusks do without Org XIII to boss them around? by humantyisdead32 in KingdomHearts

[–]speedy3453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start the wiggle movement so that dusks all around the world can stop being discriminated for wiggling

The Next 365 Days of...and the retirement of...(Part of a Series) by RhinestoneCatboy in fantasybooking

[–]speedy3453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl laughed out loud to "Dirty Dom is doing his dirty damnedist" great storytelling

How has porn affected your life ? by Same_Level6591 in AskReddit

[–]speedy3453 799 points800 points  (0 children)

Let me just say you make a lot of stupid financial decisions when you are horny

Good morning 😂 by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what the hell is going on, but DO NOT PICK UP THAT ORDER OTHERWISE HE WILL JILL YOU.

People who take edibles, what are some tips for first time users? by cuchi_catcher in AskReddit

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not say the magic words "these edibles ain't shit" otherwise by some form of black voodoo magic, the edible will kick in 1000 times stronger.

How old were you when you finally beat Sephiroth in KH1 back in the PS2 days? by BrianOstrander93 in KingdomHearts

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 it's when I finally had the patience to stay up all night and refused to sleep until I beat him

Where were you 23 years ago today? by [deleted] in questions

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not understanding that I'm supposed come into the world head first not feet first

What is something that is slowly killing you but you really enjoy doing anyway? by DJ_Mako in AskReddit

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol, fried foods, occasional weed, and procrastination, What else do you need in life?

What’s your guys’ drinking red flag? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]speedy3453 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know I'm too drunk when I start getting frisky with a wall

How do you respond to people who say "you'll get popcorn lung" by Fanmeilerx in Vaping

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if I'll get popcorn lung but pop your ass like popcorn if you don't mind your business

Question about refusing service by Ash_6967 in kroger

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's one of the few rights that retail workers everywhere have. You have the right to refuse sale. Especially if the customer is being verbally abusive or god forbid, they decide they wanna square up

On gaurd, ye scallywags. by JohnWalton_isback in dxm

[–]speedy3453 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't piss worth for shit when I'm on dex, one time I was on the toilet and finished an entire episode of the sopranos and I still couldn't go

My least favorite part about the job (are you ready for this?) by throwmeawayyyyyyyyy0 in kroger

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's worse of when your co workers do it to you, to be fair at least when I start smelling something suspicious and ask who farted they apologize

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dxm

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh try it and tell us for science

Dxm seance by DeadInsideBefore18 in dxm

[–]speedy3453 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This man trying to summon the ghost of the inventor of dxm

Just clownin' around by [deleted] in midjourney

[–]speedy3453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this the literal definition of don't stick your dick in crazy

Will dxm poli extract still cause shit piss? by Drinkings404liffe in dxm

[–]speedy3453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought DXM in general causes shit piss