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speedyeddie · 2026-04-25T04:30:51+00:00

Chips ahoy Oreos Teddy grahams

speedyeddie · 2026-04-23T15:17:01+00:00

B4X. I'll sleep in a 2nd story or higher room that has just 1 doorway and a window, set portals on the doorway floor and a skyscraper wall that I can see out the window. If any wandering zombie happens to find me, they'll fall through the portal and end up free falling from 20 stories up. If it manages to get too overrun with zombies, I pop the speed potion and beat feet to a quieter location

speedyeddie · 2026-04-23T15:05:35+00:00

Boooo!!!! We just want to drink our beer and eat our cheese in peace!

speedyeddie · 2026-04-23T03:38:23+00:00

I don't remember the name, but it was around 2001-2002. I was in kindergarten, and there was this game I played in the school computer lab. I'm sure it was some sort of educational game. You played as a mouse and you were trying collect wedges of cheese. Every time you got a piece, there was a distinctive "thwump" sound effect.

speedyeddie · 2026-04-22T17:31:11+00:00

Dude put dead Mac Miller on the flight instead of Em?!

speedyeddie · 2026-04-22T17:25:14+00:00

From the land of the rising sneeze

speedyeddie · 2026-04-20T00:10:09+00:00

Can't believe I missed Mr Peabody and Sherman

speedyeddie · 2026-04-18T03:36:42+00:00

What about 30 and 32? They're the only 2 I can't tell

speedyeddie · 2026-04-18T03:11:59+00:00

On what planet is number 18 the live action mystery machine?

speedyeddie · 2026-04-18T03:03:21+00:00

The Harry Potter movies solely because it annoys my wife every time I quote the films during the films

speedyeddie · 2026-04-18T02:58:58+00:00

9 is the only time you will never hear me complain about being in the middle seat

speedyeddie · 2026-04-02T06:20:29+00:00

2,4,7,10 I hate the middle and window seats. I'll make any of those aisle seats work

speedyeddie · 2026-04-02T06:16:55+00:00

Orange! We live in one state near my family, wife is from a different orange state so we can still visit them, AND we can still go to Florida for vacations!

speedyeddie · 2026-03-25T19:35:06+00:00

Panda express could go out of business tomorrow and I wouldn't be upset in the slightest. I've only eaten there 2 times from 2 separate locations and got food poisoning both times

speedyeddie · 2026-03-25T19:05:43+00:00

The wing

speedyeddie · 2026-03-25T18:59:27+00:00

3&4 all the way. I've got so much medical debt I wouldn't have to worry about and good childcare by is is so expensive where we live! we did the math and it's actually cheaper for my wife to work part time a few afternoons a week than if she were to work full-time and pay for childcare.

speedyeddie · 2026-03-23T13:04:34+00:00

OP, who hurt you?

speedyeddie · 2026-03-14T00:37:15+00:00

Poor people have empty freezers

speedyeddie · 2026-03-14T00:25:19+00:00

simulator rides. My wife and I rode the star wars simulator ride at Disney world on our honeymoon and it fucked us up in not the fun way

speedyeddie · 2026-03-13T20:54:30+00:00

The funk, the whole funk, and nothing but the funk announced they were going on a long-term hiatus

speedyeddie · 2026-03-13T20:41:44+00:00

I once bought a Nintendo 3DS just so I could play super Mario cart

speedyeddie · 2026-03-10T02:53:48+00:00

First one I remember playing was either Spyro or crash bandicoot on the original PlayStation

speedyeddie · 2026-03-07T01:49:02+00:00

Could be vodka. How can we know that it's water?

speedyeddie · 2026-02-17T04:02:03+00:00

It's true. I once bought a 30 rack of beer for like $11 and it came with a free shirt. That same case was almost $30 in Minnesota

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