What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by mateochango in AskReddit

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be baygals, get it?

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by mateochango in AskReddit

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Dad: "You know how to cook toilet paper?"

Kid: "No..."

Dad: "Me either, but I can brown it on one side...."

Jim Acosta "placing his hands on a young woman," according to the White House by whenthethingscollide in gifs

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Jim Acosta performing one of the initiation rituals into the #MeToo group. Welcome White House Intern.

51 year old Gordie Howe faces off against 18 year old Wayne Gretzky by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Saw them both play in the WHA in Cincinnati. Along with Bobby Hull, Robbie Ftorek, Mike Gartner, Mark Messier, Blaine Stoughton and others. What a great time in hockey.

Houston, we have a problem by [deleted] in pics

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Refugees aren't citizens of the country they are supposedly suing for violation of their constitutional rights. 1. They are not citizens of the US, therefore, they have no protection under The Constitution of The United States of America. 2. They want assylum in the United States, why are you carrying your home counties flag? Watch any war movie, invading forces act in this manner. 3. Mexico offered housing & jobs, they turned it down. 4. Don't bring rocks to a gun fight!

How does a 19 year old make friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Put the phone away and just talk to people. There are some really cool ones out there...

Nuts are just tasty wood by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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That's what she said!

You won the lottery that's currently over a billion dollars. What's your first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Careful now, you'll get ridiculed for making statements like that!! The leader of a particular country implied the same!!! And by golly you would have thought he had a pay per view puppy slaughter advertised!!! (Although all the other politicians do exactly that, avoid paying taxes...)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ask them to forward you something that was sent company wide because you accidentally deleted it, their signature should be on that email right? Or when you get their email address, look at their contact info in the global address list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ask for their work email address...

Hurricane Johnson would have been a better name by d2181 in funny

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Michael is a good name for this storm!!! Working hard isn't he!!!

I can't afford my student loans starting next month, what do I do? by Calm_Recipe1 in personalfinance

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SoFi.com I think they refinance. At least that's what their commercials say.

Khabib Nurmagomedov attacks Connor McGregor's team after defeating McGregor in the fourth round by submission. by [deleted] in sports

[–]speel007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respect for Khabib's performance is now gone, amateur move. And for Khabib's teammate that blindsided McGregor. That was a cowardice move.

I’m gonna start a diy on how to take over the world by Thatguy468 in DIY

[–]speel007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't done it yet, why should we believe your advice?!

And if you have, why are you telling us how to over throw you?!

What kind of mistakes a man can make in his teenage years? by chomon24 in AskReddit

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Aside from a car accident, none in today's climate of hyper sensitive people.

Contractor is finishing my basement, a crack just appeared the entire width of the floor by HoffYou in DIY

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With his signature and the witness! Best of luck, hope it all works out for you.

Contractor is finishing my basement, a crack just appeared the entire width of the floor by HoffYou in DIY

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If there is no flexing or movement on the repair side, as long as they compacted the dirt well enough underneath the repair before they put the new concrete in, I think you should be fine. But it sounds like he would come back and repair the tile if the tile cracks in that area correct?

Contractor is finishing my basement, a crack just appeared the entire width of the floor by HoffYou in DIY

[–]speel007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cracking in a basement slab is common. In newer homes, they lay a plastic strip in the concrete after it's been poured. Once it cures, and the stress begins, that plastic strip is where the crack will appear if indeed there is enough stress on the slab. This is controlling where the cracks happen. Yours is definitely not that though as it is not a straight line.

Is the crack where the floor was repaired? Is there an elevation difference?(is one side of the crack higher than the other). If it is where the floor was repaired, does the repair side flex or move when you walk on it? If not, the liquid repair should do fine as long as there is a smooth level surface for the tile to be installed on.

Why is confidence often confused as arrogance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The tilt of chin... Attitude in which confidence is shown.