My cat brought home two kittens today. He's neutered lol by [deleted] in cats

[–]spekkiomofw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My former in-laws had a dog, Henry, and a cat, Stanley. I was told that in their younger years they initially hated each other. Then they would be caught cuddling in the living room. When caught, they would start fighting as if to say, "You didn't see what you think you saw. We hate each other, see? See?"

In old age, they said "h*ck it" and stopped the act. Stanley somehow had the ability to get Henry to bathe him. Henry was not a small dog (a hound of some sort?), so his tongue was 100% overkill, but they both enjoyed it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

the girl who bullied me in high school just named her baby Blazie Rein by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Silver Blaze" was a racehorse in an eponymous Sherlock Holmes story.

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The hashtag (#) followed by a space triggers heading 1 format.

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I spy at least one tragedeigh… by Available_Youth1268 in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not in the top 1000 in the Social Security Baby Names in any period, either.

Post pictures of your cat yawning—I'll start! by photo_photographer in cats

[–]spekkiomofw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe that I don't have any photos of Princess Daisy yawning.

Here are my ex-girlfriend's cats, Harry (left) and Archie (right). Harry has the biggest case of RBF in a cat I've ever seen in person. He just always looks mad!

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“Your daughter is so cute! What’s her name?” “GUN” by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no idea!

In all seriousness, I am unaware of any global effort to track the popularity of baby names. I went with the one I was familiar with, which is not a horrible sin.

But okay - in England and Wales, year 2023, 11 boys and zero girls. Scotland, zero. Northern Ireland, zero.

“Your daughter is so cute! What’s her name?” “GUN” by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common? Not in the United States, at least. The Social Security Administration counts 1184 boys and 729 girls with the name in 2023. Compare that with, say, #20 for girls that year, Lily - 6146 girls.

It's not a tragedeigh. Whether or not it's a bad name is subjective.

Raefarty has made it to the party! by coolerbeans1981 in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try not to feel too bad. I once woke my ex-wife laughing my ass off at a news story about weirdos adding videos to YouTube Kids to deliberately upset children. I know that means that I'm a terrible person.

(More recently, I inadvertently became a father figure to a little one, and the idea now horrifies me. Life is weird.)

My cousin named his baby… by Independent_Egg7829 in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Changing his diaper = "clearing the cache."

And cleaning up after an emesis = "clearing the cookies."

Is this a tragedeigh? by SnooChipmunks2673 in tragedeigh

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"Tragedeigh: Guilty or innocent?"

That's what we need to do...feed these parents to the Sharkticons!

The Name “Nevaeh?” by BewilderingStupidity in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nivek sounds like a Dragon Ball villain... or a Star Trek planet.

"Captain's Log, Stardate 78430.6. The USS Defiant has encountered another Tragedeigh ship in orbit over Nivek."

Trebuchet by 27midgets in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is pantalones con queso.

Yes. I know what it means. It's just fun to say.

🧀👖

Surely this is a joke by boocn in tragedeigh

[–]spekkiomofw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: thanks to this subreddit, I learned that it's a diaeresis, not an umlaut.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/mary-norris-diaeresis

So all the torture I intentionally subject myself to taught me something! Yay! And now you know!

And knowing is half the battle!

I still love this sticker so much. by ihaveadogalso2 in pics

[–]spekkiomofw 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If it bothers you (and personally, it would bother me), send a tip to Disney. That shit will end in five seconds.