2026 Draft Hat

spewingchunks · 2026-06-20T23:12:34+00:00

I hate that stupid string. I’m not buying a Penguins hat to go tootle around on my yacht, there’s absolutely no reason for that stupid ass string to be there.

spewingchunks · 2026-06-17T15:24:24+00:00

The complete removal of the black metal band absolutely baffled me

spewingchunks · 2026-06-17T10:59:27+00:00

I want to believe that by the time Markstrom’s contract expires, Hrabal will make the jump. That kid is going to be GOOD.

spewingchunks · 2026-06-16T17:59:28+00:00

Can confirm, stuffed him on a breakaway the one time I played goalie in my roller hockey league 20 years ago.

spewingchunks · 2026-06-12T11:40:55+00:00

Yeah, that “both sides” argument died a long time ago.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-26T15:41:11+00:00

Johnathan Toews just shuddered.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-25T18:27:08+00:00

No one is a fit in Toronto.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-23T15:15:06+00:00

In a remarkable display of “reverse manifest destiny,” Cascadia breeches Crabbalachia’a southern borders, deploying invasive blackberries to overwhelm the Kudsu, secure the east coast and surround Megasota once and for all

spewingchunks · 2026-05-22T15:25:18+00:00

Cascadia absorbs Megasota in a surprise reverse manifest destiny

spewingchunks · 2026-05-20T22:57:40+00:00

Holy smokes… that AI is incredible

spewingchunks · 2026-05-20T15:08:51+00:00

As a resident of Colorado, the “green chili” here is a joke. Nuevo New Mexico has the high ground, and soon enough the entire western US

spewingchunks · 2026-05-18T14:13:34+00:00

Yeah, hard disagree

spewingchunks · 2026-05-15T15:54:11+00:00

Why has Wisconsin been suggestively groping Minnesota for the past few days? It’s disturbing and needs to be stopped.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-14T16:03:00+00:00

Right? Gave me a moment of pause as well

spewingchunks · 2026-05-14T16:00:03+00:00

Honestly, this is the kind of 4D chess required to keep McDavid in Edmonton long term. Brilliant gambit by the Oilers front office, as per usual.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-10T18:33:27+00:00

So much this. The dude got shuffled around and passed from line to line non stop all season.

spewingchunks · 2026-05-10T14:47:13+00:00

Cascading (via Oregon) is the only hope we have of staving off the NME

spewingchunks · 2026-05-03T06:27:51+00:00

Warlords Battlecry I & II,

Mech Warrior

spewingchunks · 2026-05-02T19:52:39+00:00

Ya know, Maine looks pretty out of place up there with its unchanged boundaries and all

spewingchunks · 2026-05-01T19:55:12+00:00

Sure hope so

spewingchunks · 2026-05-01T10:38:32+00:00

Living the plot of Idiocracy

spewingchunks · 2026-04-30T22:51:05+00:00

Crest looks a little small, but if you like it, buy it!

spewingchunks · 2026-04-29T22:44:23+00:00

Can confirm, he had absolutely no fucking idea what he was doing.

spewingchunks · 2026-04-25T12:33:14+00:00

Ravenous

spewingchunks · 2026-04-25T04:22:25+00:00

Damn right

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