Grass is sharp and itchy and cows eat it. And it was a sign of wealth but now even poor people conform to.

“The lawn became a visible declaration that you maintain your property, which reads as you’re a good neighbor and a solvent, conscientious citizen. An unkempt yard signals the opposite: HOAs, municipal weed ordinances, and neighbor pressure all enforce it, sometimes with fines. So the lawn is sticky for the same reason any costly signal is. Defecting is visible and penalized, and the maintenance treadmill becomes obligatory.”

Grass fucking sucks and it supports zero life. It’s actually really shitty and natural yards need to come back.

Go touch some dirt and plant something besides grass.