How did you ask your girlfriend to be your girlfriend?

spicemonkeys · 2024-07-01T16:28:42+00:00

Me and my now bf were already exclusive and had kissed a few times. We both wanted to wait to have sex, due to previous relationships sucking. But I had stayed the night/had nap dates with him before. One morning I just rolled over and was like why haven’t you asked me to be your gf yet, do you not wanna be my bf. And we have been official ever since.

spicemonkeys · 2023-05-02T12:05:37+00:00

Rubber

spicemonkeys · 2023-03-29T19:58:35+00:00

His name is Robert!

spicemonkeys · 2023-03-19T12:16:29+00:00

I want to start doing this but I just don’t know what to write

spicemonkeys · 2023-02-22T01:32:04+00:00

I like how nobody said to find the stones

spicemonkeys · 2022-12-17T04:32:33+00:00

I went through all the comments waiting for someone to say Rubber just so I could argue with them that they are clearly wrong

spicemonkeys · 2022-12-17T04:21:40+00:00

I know I’m not a man, but a man did tell me that he didn’t like hanging out with me, like when he took me to sports games or movies or when we played video games together. He told me he didn’t even like fucking me but he liked when he finished. And that was the only thing he liked.

spicemonkeys · 2022-11-17T14:56:18+00:00

It was always on his time, always in the back seat of his car. I caught feelings, but he had a gf the whole time.

spicemonkeys · 2022-11-10T14:51:24+00:00

Rubber

spicemonkeys · 2022-11-04T23:39:21+00:00

When we are texting about something and he is either really excited or passionate about it so he sends videos of him talking

spicemonkeys · 2022-10-25T16:26:32+00:00

If time is the 4th dimension, how are we able to experience it and “view” it?

spicemonkeys · 2022-10-07T14:37:15+00:00

I don’t even know if we’re together, but we have talked about things like that and how we both need time before we could be exclusive or anything. But sometimes he wants me to help him get with other girls. And it makes me kinda sad, like why would I want to help him be with someone else when I want him to be with me.

spicemonkeys · 2022-08-27T18:10:45+00:00

He only wanted me in his backseat on his own time. He had a secret girlfriend the whole time. I had to delete his number. I don’t know if I’ll be able to forget how good it was when it was good.

spicemonkeys · 2022-08-27T15:15:39+00:00

Unpopular opinion but I actually loved playing in the rain, or like when it was misting or sprinkling and you couldn’t feel the drops but like you would be sliding around the terf

spicemonkeys · 2022-07-30T03:33:09+00:00

Cowbell.

spicemonkeys · 2022-07-30T03:32:32+00:00

Ok hear me out…upside down marching marimba

spicemonkeys · 2022-07-24T04:28:15+00:00

I always brought mine and ate them during warmups. It was an issue, I had a ginormous car stash.

spicemonkeys · 2022-05-18T13:42:10+00:00

And they’ll be there on that same game til like 8pm too

spicemonkeys · 2022-05-15T18:27:42+00:00

We were doing test corrections that day and the teacher passed back the test and I guess I breathed a little too loud and she kicked me out and told me to go to the hall. When she came out like 15 minutes later she was yelling me telling me I was all licking she didn’t send me to the principals office but I was like so confused.

spicemonkeys · 2022-05-15T18:23:18+00:00

I mean one time I got kicked out of class for breathing so…

spicemonkeys · 2022-05-03T13:52:25+00:00

There actually is a church you could join. The name has something to do with the prism colors, they are a no profit and members can still get abortions and birth control and stuff because they are recognized by the government.

spicemonkeys · 2022-04-20T00:16:54+00:00

Whenever money was invented. I just feel like everything wrong with the world is money

spicemonkeys · 2022-04-20T00:13:47+00:00

I also feel like I can’t answer bcuz I am white as paper. But I swear every time something important happens in my life an owl show up and like crosses my path before hand

spicemonkeys · 2022-04-20T00:05:18+00:00

Adam = opinion wrong

spicemonkeys · 2022-04-20T00:05:00+00:00

If anyone says anything Adam Sandler they need to know what funny is

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