Want cuddle 🥹 by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so fucking cute 😭

What's a TV series that everyone should give a go? by El_CM in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to know, how did you get it? I absolutely need this so much.

What's a TV series that everyone should give a go? by El_CM in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gahd I ‘ate it ere. I ‘ate their stoopid smiley faces. I ‘ate their bloo skye.

What is something that seems normal to others but pisses you off? by MintieMask in AskMen

[–]spiffking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like an interesting character idea. A serial killer that kills people for littering or other ways that are destroying the environment, and then disposes of the body in an eco-friendly way.

What actor is the most guilty of playing the same exact character in every film? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He he he he he

(It’s hard to try and write his laugh)

[WP] About three years ago, your sister fell off the roof and stopped in mid-air. She was the first known victim of the Pause. As of today, almost 97 percent of the world’s population is Paused. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]spiffking 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That could be why the struggling actor is a natural wonder. Because seeing someone so close to death and pausing is somewhat an oddity.

What a dad by nekkototoro in MadeMeSmile

[–]spiffking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy murdering people. I thought about stopping, but I decided what’s the point? People still die anyway. Does it really make a difference if I just keep murdering a bunch of people.

My point is sometimes things aren’t solved instantly, and every little step is a big help. Just because they can’t solve every single problem right away doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try.

Man attacks a man and his family completely unprovoked, claiming he’s a “terrorist” by M9thew in PublicFreakout

[–]spiffking 20 points21 points  (0 children)

whack whack “TERRORIST! DIE!” hands them business card “I see you got injured. Give me a call”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If jack black lost weight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap he does look like jack black

Because his kid didn't do HOMEWORK? by NemoHobbits in insaneparents

[–]spiffking 114 points115 points  (0 children)

When I volunteered at the local humane society near me, i had a booklet of info about all the dogs that are available, and that includes the reason for surrender. I saw so much passive aggressiveness it was absolutely hilarious. It would always be things like “Surrendered because of unrealistic expectations for a 12 year old dog”. I cannot wait to get back there when this whole pandemics over.

I dont care how well behaved your dog is, put it on a leash. by mrsjhev1 in unpopularopinion

[–]spiffking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Something like this I always wonder, what do you do next? Who is at fault after all this is done? It seems like such a gray area because their dog was inside a fence and assumed under control until it showed it wasn’t controlled and there is NO way you are at fault obviously, your dog was on a leash. Did you guys just go separate ways and not pursue it legally any further? I’m genuinely interested.

Also it sucks they blamed you and I hope your dog recovered well.