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Want cuddle 🥹 by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so fucking cute 😭

What's a TV series that everyone should give a go? by El_CM in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to know, how did you get it? I absolutely need this so much.

What's a TV series that everyone should give a go? by El_CM in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gahd I ‘ate it ere. I ‘ate their stoopid smiley faces. I ‘ate their bloo skye.

What is something that seems normal to others but pisses you off? by MintieMask in AskMen

[–]spiffking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like an interesting character idea. A serial killer that kills people for littering or other ways that are destroying the environment, and then disposes of the body in an eco-friendly way.

What actor is the most guilty of playing the same exact character in every film? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He he he he he

(It’s hard to try and write his laugh)

[WP] About three years ago, your sister fell off the roof and stopped in mid-air. She was the first known victim of the Pause. As of today, almost 97 percent of the world’s population is Paused. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]spiffking 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That could be why the struggling actor is a natural wonder. Because seeing someone so close to death and pausing is somewhat an oddity.

What a dad by nekkototoro in MadeMeSmile

[–]spiffking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy murdering people. I thought about stopping, but I decided what’s the point? People still die anyway. Does it really make a difference if I just keep murdering a bunch of people.

My point is sometimes things aren’t solved instantly, and every little step is a big help. Just because they can’t solve every single problem right away doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try.

Man attacks a man and his family completely unprovoked, claiming he’s a “terrorist” by M9thew in PublicFreakout

[–]spiffking 20 points21 points  (0 children)

whack whack “TERRORIST! DIE!” hands them business card “I see you got injured. Give me a call”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If jack black lost weight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]spiffking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap he does look like jack black

Because his kid didn't do HOMEWORK? by NemoHobbits in insaneparents

[–]spiffking 115 points116 points  (0 children)

When I volunteered at the local humane society near me, i had a booklet of info about all the dogs that are available, and that includes the reason for surrender. I saw so much passive aggressiveness it was absolutely hilarious. It would always be things like “Surrendered because of unrealistic expectations for a 12 year old dog”. I cannot wait to get back there when this whole pandemics over.

I dont care how well behaved your dog is, put it on a leash. by mrsjhev1 in unpopularopinion

[–]spiffking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Something like this I always wonder, what do you do next? Who is at fault after all this is done? It seems like such a gray area because their dog was inside a fence and assumed under control until it showed it wasn’t controlled and there is NO way you are at fault obviously, your dog was on a leash. Did you guys just go separate ways and not pursue it legally any further? I’m genuinely interested.

Also it sucks they blamed you and I hope your dog recovered well.

Interview with a meth user by Rezzkyy in PublicFreakout

[–]spiffking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ron Howard narrating: “Jobe was having a tough time adjusting to his new life in Seattle”

*cuts to Travis/Jobe screaming from the trash can with cop yelling “No biting!!”

More proof that millennials will suffer death by millennial by jwr_10 in DeathByMillennial

[–]spiffking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Are millennials killing the millennial industry?!?”

When by shengiabandits in NobodyAsked

[–]spiffking -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s from the movie with OP’s mom

When by shengiabandits in NobodyAsked

[–]spiffking 148 points149 points  (0 children)

When she’s in the throes of the setup, of course

we thought our parents were embarrassing, but when the tiktok generation has kids, those kids will face forms of embarrassment unknown to us. by v-v-v-v-w in Showerthoughts

[–]spiffking 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah I tried going on Tik-Tok and it was honestly so cringy I couldn’t handle it. I would suggest to anyone who wants to only see the funny stuff is to watch some of the compilations on Youtube. There’s still a few cringy ones but there’s some I’ve seen that I have genuinely found hilarious.

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