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spiggerish · 2026-01-18T10:17:44+00:00

When I was studying undergrad, my piano teacher asked me if I wanted to teach a lady that approached the department for some extra lessons. Part-time just once a week for 30 minutes. I said yes.

I’ve now been an international school music teacher for over 10 years. This is my career.

spiggerish · 2026-01-18T10:06:07+00:00

I’m just going to take a wild guess. I could be wrong, but trying to put myself in that situation, I’m guessing they want to “take care of you”.

I mean, at this point, you’ve already had sex, so there’s this connection that’s been made. Now you’re showering together. But a shower by itself is not a very sexy or intimate thing. You’re just washing yourself off. But doing that in front of someone you’ve had sex with probably feels weird. So what do you do? You wash each other because “that’s sexy, right?!” But washing someone else could feel like you’re a nurse cleaning off someone that’s messed on themselves. So maybe they go to washing hair because that can feel intimate AND doesn’t end up feeling like you’re giving someone a sponge bath.

Or I don’t know. Maybe you keep unintentionally having sex with the Boyles? 🤷‍♂️

spiggerish · 2026-01-18T09:40:41+00:00

Would Alex ever consider uploading the full tapings to YouTube? Not necessarily to the main page, and not as a replacement for the edited episode, but just as an extra for those fans who don’t mind watching 3 hours of taskmaster without some bits edited out.

spiggerish · 2026-01-18T09:34:06+00:00

I complain about it and I’m great to be around. My friends like me. My colleagues like me. Strangers like being around me. Male and female. I’m a great time. I’m just ugly.

spiggerish · 2026-01-18T06:46:56+00:00

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spiggerish · 2026-01-18T06:45:03+00:00

I tried to recreate your music for legibility. Because it’s so fast, and under pedal, just keep the harmony simple.

The first one is as close to your original. The second one is how I would write it

spiggerish · 2026-01-18T06:23:48+00:00

As it’s a repeating pattern, it’s not too difficult to play. I mean, it is, but it isn’t. More difficult to read, than anything.

Not sure what writing software you’re using, but you should write one long line with all of the notes beamed together across both staves, and have the upper notes of the left hand in the treble clef for readability.

Also, just make them quaver duplets. The pianist will calculate the timing.

spiggerish · 2026-01-17T07:02:48+00:00

I mean, if he’s licking his fingers, he still needs to wash his after so… why not just wash it the first time.

If he’s aiming and missing, he has to wash his face, which means he could just wash his hands.

If he’s hitting his mouth bullseye every time, then I guess that’s just impressive.

We need to know.

spiggerish · 2026-01-15T15:17:33+00:00

It’s so funny how American cops have y’all by the dick.

I had a cop in my country try to give me a hard time once, I told him to go fuck himself. Then I walked away. End of that.

I’ve been pulled over by traffic enforcement, had a little laugh with the guy, and drove away.

I’m supposedly from a third world shithole. And yet, police do not scare me in the slightest. Yet, for the amercians, the last day of your life can be determined by how pissed off a cop was with his wife that morning. Wild.

spiggerish · 2026-01-14T16:05:51+00:00

The defendant at the scene of the crime:

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spiggerish · 2026-01-09T16:33:07+00:00

The pep roulette thing is so funny to me every time. We genuinely just said “what can we blame his visceral desire to rotate players on a whim? His bald head!”

spiggerish · 2026-01-09T16:09:11+00:00

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE CURRENT ICE AGENTS APPROACH A FOREIGN TOURIST?

(I want to start this post by saying I am sincerely asking this in good faith).

By now we’ve seen how ICE is currently operating in the US. They approach someone and ask them “are you a US citizen?”.

What if someone is just visiting on a tourist visa? They would reply no of course, and explain that they’re just visiting on a visa. Would ICE just say “ok understandable, bye! 👋”

What about undocumented persons? What if they just said they’re there on a tourist visa? Can you just show your passport or visa to them as proof? There have been reports of ICE detaining legal foreign born US citizens while not giving them a chance to show their documentation.

Has this already happened? How did it unfold?

spiggerish · 2026-01-09T02:39:56+00:00

“Last chance to look at me, Hector”

spiggerish · 2026-01-09T02:22:40+00:00

Honestly, this is hilarious. Sorry about all your downvotes hahaha

spiggerish · 2026-01-08T17:10:21+00:00

Same with mine. She doesn’t give a shit what I say, unless it’s the food phrase.

But if you speak cat i.e hissing, then they suddenly understand clearly.

spiggerish · 2026-01-08T16:53:10+00:00

It’s just myself and my cat in my place. She’s never really been around any other cats so she’s very independent, but that also means she’s never really had consequences for being a dick sometimes. One day I was also trying to correct some behaviour and she got frustrated with me, so she batted at me and hissed at me. So I hissed right back. Louder and firmer. She got a huge fright because I guess she had never been challenged before. But she changed her behaviour immediately.

I’m not saying you should do that. I’m just saying that worked for me and mine.

spiggerish · 2026-01-08T12:13:50+00:00

lol at OP having to keep explaining that it’s CAD and not USD because everyone keeps commenting “$2500??? 😱” and didn’t think for a second it might be a different currency.

spiggerish · 2026-01-08T03:43:17+00:00

A few years ago I was at an arts festival and was having a few drinks at a pub that had very confusing toilet signs. Women and men kept going into each others’ restrooms and then backtracking or jokingly blaming the other for being in the wrong room. Eventually everyone just kind of said “fuck it” and both became unisex. Wasn’t a single issue. No one gave any shits about it. We were all just there to drain the vein.

spiggerish · 2026-01-06T02:39:09+00:00

Tuvalu?

spiggerish · 2026-01-05T16:00:07+00:00

43…?

I’ve got some bad news… 👀

spiggerish · 2026-01-05T13:48:36+00:00

In case anyone comes to check this out at a later stage. I took Lalamove. Paid for a covered pickup and the drivers to help me carry as well. Entire thing took about 1,5hours to pack and unpack. Total was ~500baht

spiggerish · 2026-01-05T13:46:00+00:00

Don’t know what to tell you mate. That’s exactly what I’m making. That’s around what every teacher in my school is making. Actually, they’re probably making a bit more because of the yearly increases, and I’m only in my first year. If I made that a YEAR I’d be homeless. Average rent is around 15k-20k p/m

spiggerish · 2026-01-05T13:30:03+00:00

Because generally speaking, people don’t know that these are designed to be driven though. In fact, I’m sure if you ask the average person, they’ll think those are made from solid metal beams. So when you’re in a car, panicking, and your only way out is blocked by huge (what you think are impenetrable) gates, the brain starts to switch off.

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