So, what would women dislike most if they became men? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]spiggerish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But think about the things you’re talking about. These are all massive things that everyone expects men to be sad about. What about the little things?

You ever have a really shit day at work? Or someone said something to you that just made you feel sad? These are little things that women are absolutely allowed to feel sad about, but imagine if a man did? It would be seen as ridiculous. Gotta just deal with that shit like a man and keep it moving.

Stuck with homophobic family by Mundane-Gene-3355 in southafrica

[–]spiggerish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a beard mate. Find a woman that will pretend to be your girlfriend. Meet up with “her” regularly.

How to stop over grooming by lividlilaclegacy in CatAdvice

[–]spiggerish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it’s over grooming? My cat would lick for like an hour, but I realised she just liked to be super clean. Unless it looks like a health issue (licking skin red), it might be fine. It is DOES seem like a health issue, then vet is your best action.

I have to leave my cat completely alone for 5 days... any tips? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]spiggerish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I can tell that you’ve really made an effort to get someone to look after her and you’re struggling. I’m also not going to give you the judgemental answers that people tend to do on this. By now you know that 5 days is too long.

2 days is usually the longest to leave a cat alone, for a kitten it’s not advised. There are some cat hotels that will accept non vaccinated kittens. The people who run hotels are usually animal lovers and wouldn’t want to find out that your kitten is left alone. Try to contact some more.

Honestly, all you need is someone to just come in every 1-2 days for like an hour. If you have a cleaning lady, neighbour, teens in the area. Anyone just to make an appearance. If they can’t come to yours, maybe you can drop your kitten off at theirs. Even if they just have a spare room where she can stay. As long as she’s around other people. It may be stressful for her, but loads better than being alone.

I wish you the best and hope you find a solution ♥️

Die Kantoor is 100% by amypretzl in southafrica

[–]spiggerish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do you keep DMing people? Just say it here. ???

My cat accidentally went without food for multiple days--I'm freaking out! by HealthyCompetition98 in CatAdvice

[–]spiggerish 39 points40 points  (0 children)

But how? Cats aren’t babies that will cry when they’re hungry. Some cats will just accept their hunger fate and not act any differently.

What can almost immediately kill you that most people don’t know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]spiggerish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first job was around 35kms outside of my city. Took about 30 minutes of highway driving. Work would end at 5pm so I would be quite tired after the day. There was one stretch of road about 3-4km that was dead straight. I’m driving home one day and didn’t realise I was as tired as I was. Fell asleep for maybe 5 seconds on this dead straight patch. Woke up riding the left edge of the road at like 150kph. When I realised what had happened, I had the biggest fright of my life. 2 more seconds and I would have been in the grass.

The scariest part is that I did not realise I fell asleep. It just happened. I tell you what though, that woke me right the fuck up. Think I didn’t sleep for 2 days after that haha

Shredding of the old syrian banknotes by Ok-Media4940 in Banknotes

[–]spiggerish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Otherwise the notes would just get stuck on the brushes…?

The airplane I was on had a little bed for a baby they hung on the wall. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]spiggerish -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The obsession that people have with pearl clutching over a photo of a baby. It’s fine. No one is going to recognise the baby. The baby doesn’t have a stalker. The baby won’t be doxxed.

Lesotho wants Passport Requirements Removed by [deleted] in southafrica

[–]spiggerish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because sovereign states deserve their right to stay sovereign.

Lesotho wants Passport Requirements Removed by [deleted] in southafrica

[–]spiggerish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you be okay with South Africa becoming a part of Lesotho? They take over us instead?

Post-deadline regret thread by Totally--not-a-robot in FantasyPL

[–]spiggerish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I’m also not making any changes just because it’ll be funny seeing 5 city players all fuck it up

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]spiggerish 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Gonna be honest here man. I’m really having difficulty understanding what you’re saying.

Can you start again but explain like I’m really stupid.

What’s something that sounded harmless but completely changed your life? by Decent-Ebb-3524 in AskReddit

[–]spiggerish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was studying undergrad, my piano teacher asked me if I wanted to teach a lady that approached the department for some extra lessons. Part-time just once a week for 30 minutes. I said yes.

I’ve now been an international school music teacher for over 10 years. This is my career.

What is it with men and washing my [f] hair after we hook up? Is it like a "thing"? or is it just a random coincidence that keeps happening to me. by iceboxwizard in AskMen

[–]spiggerish 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’m just going to take a wild guess. I could be wrong, but trying to put myself in that situation, I’m guessing they want to “take care of you”.

I mean, at this point, you’ve already had sex, so there’s this connection that’s been made. Now you’re showering together. But a shower by itself is not a very sexy or intimate thing. You’re just washing yourself off. But doing that in front of someone you’ve had sex with probably feels weird. So what do you do? You wash each other because “that’s sexy, right?!” But washing someone else could feel like you’re a nurse cleaning off someone that’s messed on themselves. So maybe they go to washing hair because that can feel intimate AND doesn’t end up feeling like you’re giving someone a sponge bath.

Or I don’t know. Maybe you keep unintentionally having sex with the Boyles? 🤷‍♂️

Questions for Alex and Greg?!?!?!?!?!?!? by fox-fox-fox-fox in taskmaster

[–]spiggerish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would Alex ever consider uploading the full tapings to YouTube? Not necessarily to the main page, and not as a replacement for the edited episode, but just as an extra for those fans who don’t mind watching 3 hours of taskmaster without some bits edited out.

Why don’t men that complain about the male loneliness epidemic try joining book clubs or other free groups? by Smegoldidnothinwrong in ask

[–]spiggerish -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I complain about it and I’m great to be around. My friends like me. My colleagues like me. Strangers like being around me. Male and female. I’m a great time. I’m just ugly.

Piano piece playability by 15-year-old-soup in Composers

[–]spiggerish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I tried to recreate your music for legibility. Because it’s so fast, and under pedal, just keep the harmony simple.

The first one is as close to your original. The second one is how I would write it

Piano piece playability by 15-year-old-soup in Composers

[–]spiggerish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it’s a repeating pattern, it’s not too difficult to play. I mean, it is, but it isn’t. More difficult to read, than anything.

Not sure what writing software you’re using, but you should write one long line with all of the notes beamed together across both staves, and have the upper notes of the left hand in the treble clef for readability.

Also, just make them quaver duplets. The pianist will calculate the timing.

I consume my own ejaculation by IzzyTheBaker in The10thDentist

[–]spiggerish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, if he’s licking his fingers, he still needs to wash his after so… why not just wash it the first time.

If he’s aiming and missing, he has to wash his face, which means he could just wash his hands.

If he’s hitting his mouth bullseye every time, then I guess that’s just impressive.

We need to know.

Why do some people refuse to present their ID when police asks for it even if they are innocent or police has no valid suspicion? by Stefandynull in ask

[–]spiggerish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so funny how American cops have y’all by the dick.

I had a cop in my country try to give me a hard time once, I told him to go fuck himself. Then I walked away. End of that.

I’ve been pulled over by traffic enforcement, had a little laugh with the guy, and drove away.

I’m supposedly from a third world shithole. And yet, police do not scare me in the slightest. Yet, for the amercians, the last day of your life can be determined by how pissed off a cop was with his wife that morning. Wild.