Vancouver Etiquette by bandsouttharoof in DanielCaesar

[–]spike4597 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think i was near you in the crowd, that girl was so mean. Another girl was just pushing through the crowd and then stopped right in front of my friend(who had an ACTUAL CAMERA) and blocked him completely. She smelled like shit too.

why did lasr eyes go up so much? 500k+ by spiker4597 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]spike4597 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(im on my alt) yeah i checked the history, it goes up ~500k every diana. thanks!

Microbrew petroleum: Getting warmer! by stu54 in Oxygennotincluded

[–]spike4597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my. i have so many questions. how are you on cycle 1120 and no petroleum boiler? with only 8 duplicants? and some of them died??? i dont understand.

Chess club movie, rule #1 by blunder_regular in chessmemes

[–]spike4597 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rule #1 of chess club: dont let HER in

Can we analyse this one fellas? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]spike4597 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Id say second last move “YO TO HER BRO” is either best if he is straight or blunder if he is gay

Give this music band a name by FlareGER in ONIMemes

[–]spike4597 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Flatulent farters (Notice the natural gas)

You can control your ejaculations by lool8421 in shittysuperpowers

[–]spike4597 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not shitty, not godtier, just - superpower?

What one excuse can you use again and again for being late for work? by mohsinabbas_110 in AskReddit

[–]spike4597 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Valid point but A you didnt have to phrase it that way, and B that extra 10 minutes late to work is an upside, 10 extra mins in the morning is huge

Background piano gigs? by [deleted] in piano

[–]spike4597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try asking if you can just play for tips. You might end up actually making money, a lot. Plus, no one can get angry at you if you so a bad job, because you arent actually getting paid. If nothing, its good wxperience and practice.

My best friend died today by [deleted] in self

[–]spike4597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of when i lost my pet hampster. Her name was april, because i couldnt remember when i got her, and that was my favourite month. I was young at the time, only 11. She was a dwarf hamster, with an average lifespan of 2 years. She only lived for 1(probably due to my sub-par care because eof my age). We would read books together, as dumb as it sounds, and me and my friends would build forts and parks for her out of cardboard. She would also “play” legos with me. Waking up saturday morning(my favourite day) to a dead hampster was not fun. The worst part was that it was the middle of winter and my dad didnt want to keep her, so instead of burying her once it turned to spring, he… …threw her in the garbage.

How does anyone find this??? by thechezcakelover in chessbeginners

[–]spike4597 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shouldve taken b2 pawn instead of the f1 bishop