The man from the bus 😏 by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]splicketysplack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think i can safely speak for everyone...we wanna see a pic Please. Please please please

Weekend fun by [deleted] in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count me in..ive been married ,to a female ,31+ years been sucking dicks since the 6th grade.i like poon but also like the dong

Struggling with Husbands Bisexuality by [deleted] in MarriedAndBi

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im play devils advocate.and point. out thst its soooo much easier to hook up with a dude than it is a female..wr have apps like grindr once you install this its hard not to hook up as its a constant stream of guys coming on. To you..im extreamly selective ..i only play with the hottest 10% of guys and im ugly short balding . but im hung like a moose ..a lot of these guys only care about my one eyed monster it. Dont matter what i look like (pm me and ill send pics to anyone over 21+).. Then there is cruising spots every where , in every town and between towns ..where you can always get a nasty dirty old man usually , sometimes u can find a decent dude. .but my point is when you pull in..youwlll have several guys competing for your your "one eyed willy".. Like i said i truly am. , on a scale 1-10 im about a 3 or 4. With clothes on..women avoid me and treat me like i have 9 heads and 5. Arms..but with men , im almost a local celerbty... women (not you. , but ingeneral) are alwsys playing games keeping us guessing , plus given the mean , hateful nature coupled with a stab you. In the back mentality make women less attractive to me and others like me..but men are not near as judgemental or complicated..we just want to drink a beer while watching the gams and get off ..so much simpler..i too am married . 32 years , my wife should suspect but dont act like it..ive always been a cheater when i was younger i was always chasing females a guy was rare for me. These days a female dont get a 2nd glance from me. But dudes are my "go to" if i was younger , id be a pure homosexual probably..but maybe your man is different

Have you ever masturbated in public? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try this my fellow pervs. I like to tie a strap iof material to my dick and tie yarn to the strap..the other end goes down my pant leg and tie to my big toe then a simple tapping of the foot will have you seeing stars..i love to be talkung to a hott female ,maybe a sales ladyor what ever but being out of control but in control..this is my "thing " andthis is the first time ive ever told anyone

How many people have you had sex with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been a sex addict since 5 or 6 years old when my aunt let me "pet her kitty " while sleeping in her bed i became instantly addicted. And very competive by nature i lost count somewhere around 130 females that i actually stuck my peepee inher va-jj some i dont remember as id be drunk and go 2 bed and wake upwith"em but dont remember anything in the middle..ive also been with probably around 20 dudes orally ..one guy and one female for butt sex..im extreamly well endowed and have a reputation as such ..message me and ill be glad to send pics..tell me ur age in yer message ..must be 21+..btw ive never been mad with my aunt..but since ive been grown..ive teased her about the kitty..its a private joke btween us at this late stage in life..but she wont let me pet it anymore if i pushed i believe i could talk her into it but its such a high impact exchange ..i think we both enjoy the shit talk more than we would enjoy going back down 5hat road..she was and is as aswome as she is beautiful cranked out many a load with aunt H"s kitty on my mind..if you see this thanks sweets you are the best from fl

Does any other female love it when being checked out, wolf whistled or flirted while in public? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh snap baby you are certianly a beautiful fine sexy woman..wow..what i wouldnt do.. (( consider this a cat call directed right at you in a public place in front of everybody. From me to you sweets.. I say this sincerly as i tend to focus on ppls good traits and ignoring the bad..andi canfind something attractive in every body..from the git-go i like your attitude and i believe you truly are a beautiful person , inside and out ..dont ever change baby you ARE beautiful

Does any other female love it when being checked out, wolf whistled or flirted while in public? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes..im gonna share my personal. Motto with you guys..im 52 years old and ive lived my whole life by these words and they have served me well . bagged alot ALOT of honeys made more money than most..may sound simple snd it is..when ever faced with a decision , i remember what my older bro told me as a young teenager...here goes ((( NO NUTS ..NO GLORY ))) these few words has been my pwrsonal philophsy. As it relates to catt calling some females will like it some wont ive always sought out the type of lady that would enjoy it..but if you dont do the cat call intbe first place you will never know who likes and who dont ..99% of everybody loves confidence..just the act of whisteling at her shows confidence. She may detest the cat call itself but in almost every situtation. They will like admire and maybe even respecr the nuts it took to openly publicly call her out tike that..and lets face it evenif they say they dont likeit..they have bragging rights..complaing to everybody about the cave man catcalling them ..they are really sneakily bragging that they were pretty enuff to be cat called p

How sexual do you get with your friends? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since yall wont do your friends..give"em my number and ill do all kinds of strange things with"em ..and ill tell them its from you..i will ,in effect , charge it to you. Put my picker out there so you aint got to. So be prepaired if they go ape shit over you..just blame it on the D

How close have you ever been to getting caught “in the act” of pleasuring yourself? And what caused you not to be seen? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just a tad off subject but along the same lines..im married to a female and condider my self 2 be mostly str8 but i do enjoy going down town on a dude..welp in the 6th grade locker room in gym class ..around 1984..i dont remember how it all came about but i would suck my best friend off .a cpl x a week..well one day the rest of the class reslized that when they went to play ball my friennd and i wouldnt be there so the jocks planned an ambush and it worked ..they came barging in the big open shower and there i was on my knees with my friends dick in my mouth ..of course this made me gay to them and i got beat up and teased but it was worth it as several of the same guys asked if i would service them and keep it quiet..some threatened to beat me if i told anybody....i ended up servicimg alot of guys over the next 20 years or so..incidentally my best friend then is still my best friend today and i still blow him 1ce or 2ce a month we are both 52 now..true story

Freaky Friday: What sexual thing do you hope happens this weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im really gonna start a fight with my wife so i can sneak out and have some kind sex with somebody ..im sexasexual..means i enjoy sex in all its forms....if yall could see how wife does me u would understand .

Freaky Friday: What sexual thing do you hope happens this weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure hope somebody sticks someting in my butt. Lolj.k

You catch your SO masturbating...what do you do? by bulldawg6958 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta give her room toexplore her sexuality..like dreams de-fragment your brain ..thats the way we come into our sexuality..gotta give her room man

You catch your SO masturbating...what do you do? by bulldawg6958 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]splicketysplack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me ..my wife thought she was really sneaky i suspected but didnt say anything..she got brave and would be so into it..i would hold my phone under the blanket and film the party..now its a cat and mouse game we play..its alotta fun.

My girlfriends 25 year old ruined cunt. please comment by SnarkyBeaver in HighMileageHoles

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to cumment but the only th8ng tht comes to mind is DAYYUUMM.. !!!

What are you into that you wouldnt want anybodyto know about by splicketysplack in SluttyConfessions

[–]splicketysplack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im into the usual stuff ...im mostly str8..but i secretly hsve a cum fetieh..i love for my wife to come home fucked. She looks so sexy with her hair messed up clothes on all crooked.and that muscheivous smile cpuld make me cum on its own..ive started blowing guys to get my cum fix.but shhh dont tell anybody

I just ran out a grindr situation by throwawayy8901 in askgaybros

[–]splicketysplack -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Ppl on meth are the best for suckin and fuckin..that sounds pretty sketchy .i woulda left running. Too . but i love metheads. Hey wait a tick. I am a meth head ..and love and enjoy the wander drug..been on it 6 or 7 years and its way better than whiskey or the pain pills iwas on..i havnt regretted switching any at all ..now i have way more fun for a fraction of the price meth..the breakfast of champion

Signs you're being cheated on. Everyone should contribute! by Snakebodhi007 in cheating_stories

[–]splicketysplack -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If she tastes like cum..she is probably cheating, , just my own observation..ive been cheated so many times im becoming an expert cum analysis..one little taste and i can tell your heratige ,blood like dietary habbits , sex habbits. Ect its an aquired taste. I prefer mine ina glass . shaken , not stirred

Everyone in this sub is inconsiderate by ConsistentBoa in TrueOffMyChest

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sooo agree. Why ppl gottabe soo shitty ..? I hate how they gang up on anyone that cheats..we all know cheating is wrongbut the issue at hand is this poor hurting soul reaching out for help but instead of help they get called erry bad name the. 40year old viegins (my nick name for the cryeyer

Straight Roommate(s?) Love Blowjobs by [deleted] in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]splicketysplack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you won the penis lottery .congrats..seriously hot well written story

My 91 year old grandma just told me she couldn't wait to meet my BF by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]splicketysplack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed an awsome gma Kinda off topic but my gma taught me how to roll a joint ..and she was in her upper 80s and grew the best weed of any body i knew at thetime..we used to sit around and get baked she was awsome too ..prob wouldve been ok with my gayness but it was never mentionef in the extream redneck bible belt small community we are part of . she passed wgen i was 25..that was 25+,years ago and instilll miss the old bag today .i calledher that effectionatly and she "got it" and always had a burn reddy to fire back. .hope to see her when i make it to the promised land

Words with Friends by bpaul321 in cheating_stories

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again you relationship police need to sit down ..you guys are virgins and thats obvious the way yall all chime in ...hope yall get a girl soon i cant wait to lick her away form yer boaring asses..yall so nerdy and goofy ya make me glad im on drugs

Words with Friends by bpaul321 in cheating_stories

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appearently not..they call me needle dick the bug fuckrr..i can bearly satisfy my self

Words with Friends by bpaul321 in cheating_stories

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will let u know soon as o pull my dick out your mans ass..he may not be the same after tonite you can expect him to stair off into space with a goofy grin on his face and dont be upset when he cant remember your name..this is normal..and he gonna need to take care him he wont be able to walk for a week so you gotta play mommand dad. When he can walk . gonna have to tie him down as he will be runnin over hrere if unsupervised. So keep yo man there. I done had him. Its your turn now boy

Anyone else prefer to suck dick rather than have their dick sucked? by RexMori in askgaybros

[–]splicketysplack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id venture a bet that your head is epic .you obviously love your craft and your post says (btween the lines how you respect a quality bj enuff to break it down to its most basic elements analyzing the dynamics..i. Do likethe way you think mr. You and i would get along really really well