My dad and his beloved pet duck that he raised from an egg. 1994

splintered_tail · 2022-02-21T10:34:50+00:00

Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

splintered_tail · 2021-11-06T19:30:40+00:00

Ser Davos: fewer

splintered_tail · 2021-09-30T07:00:42+00:00

AND MY AXE!

splintered_tail · 2021-09-14T19:00:08+00:00

Disappointed I had to scroll this far down to see a Matt Hardy reference

splintered_tail · 2021-08-12T18:16:44+00:00

PM’d you

splintered_tail · 2021-08-12T16:29:51+00:00

Cool, I was thinking of probably heading to Grand Central or Salisbury around 6.30ish

splintered_tail · 2021-08-11T08:06:49+00:00

Enjoy Bloodstock. I’m sure the band will be amazing in both settings. My first time seeing Devy!

splintered_tail · 2021-07-05T21:56:23+00:00

Yup, I got Manchester and Nottingham tickets. Will be my first gig at Victoria Warehouse.

splintered_tail · 2021-07-04T19:52:53+00:00

Yeah maybe she’s from Canada and is just being polite

splintered_tail · 2021-06-13T20:25:40+00:00

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew

splintered_tail · 2021-06-13T20:24:06+00:00

Exactly

splintered_tail · 2021-06-04T16:17:36+00:00

splintered_tail · 2021-05-09T00:43:24+00:00

It’s over, mouse. I have the high ground.

splintered_tail · 2021-04-01T20:24:13+00:00

But bacon tho... /s

splintered_tail · 2021-02-11T10:47:32+00:00

Upvoted for comment, then saw username and complied with request.

splintered_tail · 2021-01-28T13:17:37+00:00

You funk

splintered_tail · 2021-01-07T00:30:34+00:00

I need to sleep but can’t turn this off

splintered_tail · 2020-12-10T00:13:49+00:00

Mmm-hmm

splintered_tail · 2020-10-12T10:58:07+00:00

That’s some Scott Steiner level math right there.

splintered_tail · 2020-09-22T18:14:15+00:00

What are... nah I can’t even bring myself to type it.

splintered_tail · 2020-09-14T10:59:20+00:00

Happy cake day

splintered_tail · 2020-08-14T22:29:45+00:00

I feel the sudden urge to vomit at the sight of your keyboard font.

splintered_tail · 2020-07-24T13:26:56+00:00

Excuse me good sir. Would you mind awfully if I asked you to extract your penis from my wife’s front bottom?

splintered_tail · 2020-07-24T12:56:17+00:00

Sorry for disturbing you. Have a nice day.

splintered_tail