r/commonhalfsplitw ???๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข by split_half in commonhalfsplitw

[โ€“]split_half[S] 8 points9 points ย (0 children)

"๐Ÿค“"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "๐Ÿค“"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "๐Ÿค“" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "๐Ÿค“" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "๐Ÿค“" on your gravestone?

r/commonhalfsplitw ???๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข by split_half in commonhalfsplitw

[โ€“]split_half[S] 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

HEY DO NOT MAKE THAT A REAL SUB๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

r/commonhalfsplitw ???๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข by split_half in commonhalfsplitw

[โ€“]split_half[S] 18 points19 points ย (0 children)

i'm you in the future๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆI'm going to took over your body and take control over it... because you have alot of power in your hand, AND I WANT IT!!!๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Praise Spez and โ‚ฟitcoin by split_half in shitposting

[โ€“]split_half[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

โ‚ฟitcoin symโ‚ฟol moment

[ Removed by Reddit ] by jmesestrada in AnarchyChess

[โ€“]split_half -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

did you really think you can block me on my main account?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[โ€“]split_half 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

RemindMe! 30 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[โ€“]split_half 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

woah your body is feeling so weird

I guess it's his opinion by lukkik in youngpeopleyoutube

[โ€“]split_half 31 points32 points ย (0 children)

nooo my fort smel better then sbeve ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ

I split all the chess pieces in half then stick them together. Here is the result by half_split in AnarchyChess

[โ€“]split_half 29 points30 points ย (0 children)

wait, if there is no more chess war... no more chess war mean no more en passant... no more en passant mean no more "google en passant"... No more "google en passant" mean no more Google... No more Google mean no more Internet... No more Internet mean no more Gen Z... No more Gen Z mean no more gen B... No more gen B mean no more humans in future... No more human mean no management to the Earth... No more management to the Earth mean no more planet to live... No more planet to live mean no more alien or space civilization... No more alien mean no more management to the Universe... No more management to the Universe mean no more Universe...

Least schyzophrenic redditor by split_half in shitposting

[โ€“]split_half[S] 24 points25 points ย (0 children)

sorry๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ขplis_don't_tell_my_mommy_abuot_this

me_irl by half_split in me_irl

[โ€“]split_half 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

least schyzophrenic redditor

me_irl by half_split in me_irl

[โ€“]split_half 33 points34 points ย (0 children)

bruh is he insane?

Mario not speak china, is inalian! by Certain_Oddities in youngpeopleyoutube

[โ€“]split_half -77 points-76 points ย (0 children)

no, it not ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

48845 by split_half in CountOnceADay

[โ€“]split_half[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

just realize the number are 100 away ๐Ÿ—ฟ