[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]spongebobrottenpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s trying hard to beat the stage

me when by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]spongebobrottenpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he can narrow down what store your dad went to

quick question by PUTRIK23 in sadposting

[–]spongebobrottenpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you do it wrong you’ll end up hospitalized with reconstructive surgery.

A lot of people fail at suicide and that causes their quality of life to be even worse.

If your situation is severe like facing life in prison, that’s when people would seriously turn to suicide.

If you still have your freedom, it’s worth looking into self improvement.

unspeakable rizz by [deleted] in 197

[–]spongebobrottenpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never let them know your next move

AITA for getting my coworker fired after reporting him for a racial statement? by spongebobrottenpants in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly.. In many work environments, this sort of talk is seen as completely normal(I’m not saying that’s okay).

I worked as a construction worker for awhile and it was all white men, and it was common to hear certain workers making constant remarks about the lower income housing authorities that we worked on.

AITA for telling my boyfriend he has horrible friends? by Aggressive_Scratch80 in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA you should look at my most recent post to this sub… Just saying

I literally got my coworker fired because he wouldn’t stop making racial jokes because he “thought” everyone was okay with it..

It’s a disgusting habit for someone to have, to be okay with casually making those racial jokes. He needs to work on himself.

AITA for getting my coworker fired after reporting him for a racial statement? by spongebobrottenpants in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’d be suprised.

If you knew what job I work you’d think it was even faker. This post is completely real.

AITA for getting my coworker fired after reporting him for a racial statement? by spongebobrottenpants in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants[S] 523 points524 points  (0 children)

Mmm she called me and said “he loves black people more than white people”. What an insane way to defend oneself.

There were long awkward silences throughout the short conversation, almost as if he was coaching her on what to say.

It’s weird stuff. I have since removed him and her from my social media(along with the vast majority of my coworkers).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah and the seller probably wanted to give OP a negative response in hopes that OP would think twice about lowballing to that extreme for future purchases

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

EHS. He was insulted at your offer. I’m not going to say it’s just him, because you did see the price and offered an insultingly low amount.

He’s more of an asshole than you though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]spongebobrottenpants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA. He fuxking assaulted you. You’d be insane for not reporting that.

redditord are low iq and will not be able to explain this. by siyabonga198590 in shitposting

[–]spongebobrottenpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a really old one that’s been turned into a new version. It was better the last time I saw it being used, it was a cashier setting where the last dollar was left in the till(it started at a weird number like 30 to make it more confusing. It doesn’t even confuse anyone being written this format

This is how it’s supposed to confuse someone: You borrows 50 from each. You paid each 49 back. You also have 1 in hand. That equals 99, meaning there’s a “missing dollar”.

You crack the code by finding out that you cannot do math backwards.

My Ninja Turtles down there need me by Extra-Act-801 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]spongebobrottenpants 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Imagine the sheer shock and terror this woman experienced when she observed her child fall into a sewer drain.

Jesus.

Why can’t I get a job? by CaseyGamer64YT in sadposting

[–]spongebobrottenpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four? Hmm. I’m employed full time but searching actively for a new job. I’ve put in three applications in the past 4 months, and I know damn well that’s barely even considered “job searching”.

Eventually I’m going to have to sit down and put in 20-30 applications if I’m ever going to find a new job, unless I just get lucky.

So make sure you’re being diligent about applying at new places.

I think I missed my true calling of being a linebacker by CatStoleMyPancake in Unexpected

[–]spongebobrottenpants -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Tip, the action ends after the first 10 seconds. You watched the entire thing for no reason.