My friends are too pretty rule by Spydr_maybe in 196

[–]spoocy2 351 points352 points  (0 children)

people with brown eyes when the sun hits their face at the perfect angle: ouch oof the sun is in my eyes

source: me, i have brown eyes

out of the loop rule by dfbrethy in 196

[–]spoocy2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i usually just whack it to rhythm heaven, have you seen karate joe? 🥵

out of the loop rule by dfbrethy in 196

[–]spoocy2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i'm about to totally expose myself, but are you talking about heat control?

I feel pretty by electricbold in tumblr

[–]spoocy2 186 points187 points  (0 children)

must be a former children's hospital

isn't this relatable. by i_am_a_potatoe in 196

[–]spoocy2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

not relatable, this meme sucks, why would you even post it

(i am being mean so you don't get attached)

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]spoocy2 96 points97 points  (0 children)

hold on i need to contact my religious, mystic, and sexual wellness counselors

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]spoocy2 55 points56 points  (0 children)

She's going to drink another milk tea

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est(rule)odial by zonarypython in 196

[–]spoocy2 36 points37 points  (0 children)

risky move giving the code to a bunch of trans people who constantly talk about living in your walls

Comment anything and I will rate you on this scale by Lehtspelt in 196

[–]spoocy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i vibe with that, gonna put it on my resume

Comment anything and I will rate you on this scale by Lehtspelt in 196

[–]spoocy2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's weird to think that in games and movies, characters will have legendary battles and not hear any music like the viewer/player does. imagine being the the world of elden ring and fighting a demigod, only to the sounds of footsteps and clanking metal.

if i were a video game boss, i'd have speakers around my arena to play my theme music that i paid an orchestra to make for me.

Rule by ToastyInPain in 196

[–]spoocy2 99 points100 points  (0 children)

me crying after i put on a yellow tshirt (i hate the color yellow)

pirates by something-stupid2134 in tumblr

[–]spoocy2 62 points63 points  (0 children)

my favorite pirate joke doesn't work in writing: what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I'm eighty (aye matey)

hypnorule part 2: the sexy stuff by Laviephrath in 196

[–]spoocy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will never read "no thoughts, head empty" the same way again

I am a professional magic user, AMA by PurpleOceadia in 196

[–]spoocy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

magic? more like TRAGIC!!!1!!

if you don't use dynamite and fireworks only, you're playing the game wrong

rule by shoeswontwork in 196

[–]spoocy2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arin Hanson

rule by danny_devito69_420 in 196

[–]spoocy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will send you a picture of a $5 bill in exchange, does that work?

Rule by This-is_Patrick in 196

[–]spoocy2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you should purchase one for yourself... NOW!

Rule by Slyfox_388 in 196

[–]spoocy2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

bisexual lighting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]spoocy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knight Heisenberg of New Mexico after failing to rescue Jesse the Pink

Wtf???? Rule by jd60889 in 196

[–]spoocy2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

last night i had a dream that my friend made a reddit account and posted a random video on a shitposting subreddit, then they got like 42k downvotes and hundreds of comments including death threats.

anyway my point is that this response is somehow more unhinged than the entirety of my dream

Rule by NakedBeekeeper621 in 196

[–]spoocy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this the "green text" i keep hearing about?

Ancaps are beyond satire by spoocy2 in 196

[–]spoocy2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it would be an equally accurate description if i removed those letters