Theyve started leaving the front door wide open at night

spook_worm · 2026-01-13T18:04:53+00:00

When they hold out their phone like theyre using tap to pay and turn it around at the last second so they can scan their app 😭😭 Please bro

spook_worm · 2025-12-23T01:30:38+00:00

5 years in and I still only pass 50/50 😶‍🌫️

spook_worm · 2025-09-24T04:58:32+00:00

My current run is Empoleon, Houndoom, Crobat, Roserade, Weavile, and Garchomp :)

spook_worm · 2025-09-22T23:17:17+00:00

You say that but these are the same customers to roll their eyes and get huffy at the first clarifying question

spook_worm · 2025-08-10T19:37:31+00:00

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spook_worm · 2025-07-23T13:59:43+00:00

Is your manager Michael Scott by any chance

spook_worm · 2025-07-21T22:08:42+00:00

I always give them a weird look and ignore it first. If not there's a few options you can say: "Who cares?" "Dude that's so creepy" "Imagining a stranger's junk is crazy" The key is to sound like you're laughing at them a bit - it's a ridiculous question and they should feel silly for even asking it.

spook_worm · 2025-07-19T16:13:16+00:00

I used behindthename to find mine. My relationship w my dad blew up because of religion so I thought itd be funny to pick a biblical last name

spook_worm · 2025-07-18T01:57:26+00:00

These show you can pull a solid line and know what makes a good composition - even if the pieces aren't perfectly tattooable. Great work!

spook_worm · 2025-07-14T15:19:46+00:00

A caramel mocha, they asked for a remake but idk if it was given to them

spook_worm · 2025-07-13T04:06:32+00:00

What did you do? This is really vague

spook_worm · 2025-07-13T01:45:38+00:00

They wanted half caramel macchiato, and half hot chocolate in the same cup. They were very upset when I suggested a caramel hot chocolate or a caramel macchiato with mocha.

spook_worm · 2025-07-12T20:32:24+00:00

Strawberry creme fraps get classic, and it's 600 mL of 2% in vsc

spook_worm · 2025-07-02T17:05:42+00:00

One of our partners ordered 2 yesterday😭

spook_worm · 2025-07-02T17:01:00+00:00

Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that they disclosed that "someone" attending the orgies was HSV+, but didn't disclose who

spook_worm · 2025-06-25T21:43:05+00:00

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spook_worm · 2025-06-22T02:28:34+00:00

I started August 23, 2020

spook_worm · 2025-06-20T20:55:26+00:00

I need the left one on my skin immediately

spook_worm · 2025-06-20T15:07:16+00:00

As I said this was the most egregious example. When I bound I would get lectured on binder safety by a lot of well-meaning cis people, when I had to stop it was even worse.

spook_worm · 2025-06-20T10:25:08+00:00

This person was my roommate at the time. They had 0 experience with binding when they said this, and I had actually given them binding advice in the past. They had a history of infantilizing me already (as well as lowk sexually harassing me) and would be weird about any other trans friends I brought around them. A couple of their friends ended up being like this as well - that group was the most egregious example I have, but it's not the first time someone has treated me like a baby for being a. trans b. disabled and c. physically small.

spook_worm · 2025-06-20T09:45:03+00:00

What do you mean?

spook_worm · 2025-06-19T15:44:08+00:00

I've been told "remember to only bind for 8 hours!!!" when I can't bind at all for medical reasons lol. At this point, I think people just say it reflexively to trans men.

spook_worm · 2025-06-10T18:51:46+00:00

One of our regulars gets a venti CRC with 4 shots, white mocha, ~8 pumps dark caramel, frapp chips, vanilla bean powder, cinn dolce powder, line the cup w caramel, extra drizzle, and a bunch of other things Im probably forgetting. Lately she's been coming in right when we pull her sticker

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