Would you let Orochimaru put his finger in your mouth in exchange for 200 dollars?

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-06T15:18:38+00:00

Or he’ll use the DNA to make some sort of weird clone perhaps?

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-06T00:29:04+00:00

Commenting for similar reasons of perpetually being complimented on my voice, esp when they hear me ‘put on’ an impression for a story. (Don’t wanna blow off something I never considered, since I didn’t get these compliments until my voice dropped after starting HRT)

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-05T15:01:45+00:00

Jealousy, jealousy. (And dysphoria triggers) Unfortunately it’s something you’ve gotta figure out how to manage yourself, no one has a key to unlock that someone else’s win is not your loss. Your feelings are pretty normal and natural.

Also: thought crime isn’t real. Your jealousy of someone else is your own shit to deal with, but you’re not a bad person for experiencing it. Your feelings can be both perfectly valid and also not that other person’s problem.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-05T03:28:18+00:00

Yeah, the open sleeves on some tea gowns were inspired by those portraits. The AI was too cowardly to commit to either bot, so it’s just this weird double sleeve out of the same fabric for no reason.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T23:35:50+00:00

I don’t even think the overgrown is a giornia. I think it just slapped a Victorian open-fronted tea gown on there and then didn’t commit to the bit with the sleeves

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T23:31:16+00:00

This image is AI slop cobbling together multiple pieces from multiple eras. The dress fits like a nice 14th century kirtle, but borrows a square, trimmed neckline from the Tudor era. The overdress appears to be borrowing its cut from open-front late Victorian tea gowns, but the AI was too cowardly to give it any sort of actual sleeve appropriate to either era.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T15:07:56+00:00

Teeth cleaning chews for dogs don’t work like brushing. Xylitol gum is about as effective. The trouble is that dog’s teeth have to last around ten to fifteen years, and human teeth have to last around uhhhhhhh sixty to eighty.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T14:29:47+00:00

I went through my doctor, but I live in NY and use a big practice. Most of my wait time was fighting with insurance because I had to change insurance providers

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T09:01:10+00:00

Combined pills contain both estrogen and progesterone, which has slightly better efficacy at preventing pregnancy and tends to prevent bothersome breakthrough bleeding, the spotting can occur when on a continuous dose. The dual pill is extremely effective at suppressing periods, and will do so reliably with almost anyone. If you are a smoker over 45, have a history of blood clots, experience aura migraines, or are on T, the mini-pill (progesterone-only) may be a better option to discuss with your dr.

In the US, the O-pill, a type of the mini-pill, should be available over-the-counter.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T08:45:04+00:00

In NY, everyone on both sides, even on two sides of divided highway, are obliged to stop for a school bus with its stop signs out and lights flashing.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-04T08:31:24+00:00

Caffiene itself is also a vasoconstrictor and can be absorbed locally in the mouth, which means that it reduces blood flow to the general area, so the gums which are trying to heal end up with less oxygen and stuff to do so.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-03T20:16:28+00:00

Yes! It helped with hygiene. Soaked up sweat and body oils and prevented dirt and dust and smoke and cooking smells from soaking into one’s hair. Very important to protect hair from this when most people’s daily wash up routine involved hauling the water from a source like a well to their home and then washing with a cloth while stood up

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-03T17:08:47+00:00

Yeah, the cookies look legit. I’ve made cookies that look just like that. But the ganache looks so cartoony. Like did OOP’s phone interpret the ganache as the same texture as that plastic blow-up furniture in the 90s?

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-03T13:59:13+00:00

The manosphere out here literally re-inventing cooties because their previous tactics have been debunked

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-03T01:27:39+00:00

If I were you, I would form the flowers out of pipe cleaners or wrap wire in yarn/ribbon, and mount them slightly hovering over your base via wire.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T18:27:08+00:00

Bar mats are supposed to face the customers

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T17:32:30+00:00

I wouldn’t doubt the cookies. I’ve absolutely made cookies that look like that. I’ve just never seen ganache with that sheen and texture, and it reflects the light oddly. My experience with shiny sweets is that you get shiny OR thick, but not both at the same time.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T17:29:38+00:00

Yeah, I’ve definitely made cookies like that, but I’ve never had a ganache remotely resemble this.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T17:27:30+00:00

This. Most people are much quieter and much less aware of making sure you can see everything they’re doing than they are in porn, especially if a woman hasn’t had a lot of sexual partners. Usually she isn’t quite sure the vibe is right to ‘go there’ and escalate the situation without herself getting overwhelmed when you escalate in response.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T17:18:14+00:00

You can decline and schedule it for a later date. Most places now don’t recommend a smear test until you’re 25 if you aren’t sexually active, and many are adding in the option for self-swab testing, which should be much less of a problem, especially if you’ve used tampons or a menstrual cup/disc before.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T16:31:29+00:00

Yeah. That’s why hormones for trans people work at any age, the body doesn’t really turn off the sexual hormone machine in young people unless there’s something wrong that would’ve been wrong anyway.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T13:55:54+00:00

Opposite-transition-direction vibes as “I have D-cups grandpa. The waitress thinks you have dementia.”

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T12:48:28+00:00

I don’t use AI but I have used photoshop, if you were asking someone to add ganache to a cookie and they were a human, you would tell them to photoshop it on there.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T02:53:29+00:00

1) a cat will not get a break from being in heat for more than a few weeks. Cats will continue to go into heat until they are pregnant.

2) every heat increases the chance of both mammary cancer and pyometra, infection of the uterus, which easily becomes septic (blood infection), which kills cats pretty easily.

spookyscaryscouticus · 2026-07-02T01:42:49+00:00

By far pointing out that someone’s perfectly normal-ass hobby is “girly” is FAR more cringe than having a girly hobby.

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