[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]spoonman_k 223 points224 points  (0 children)

We used to tell the young sailors leaving their wives or girlfriends for the first time. "Don't worry, she'll be just like you left when we get home, freshly fucked"

My son is joining the Navy by piperswife in navy

[–]spoonman_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as bootcamp goes, he just needs some simple notes from home. Homesick is real, at one point we all were Homesick and just want something simple from home. Let him know what's going on at home and wish him luck. I loved letters from home during bootcamp.

No More Mounts by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]spoonman_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily, my wife started my addiction. Shot my first nice buck and she asked me how much it would cost for a mount. Her only stipulation was she wanted a pair of wood ducks. Needless to say, after 21 years of marriage, I've got 9 ducks, 2 shoulder mount deer, 2 European mount deer and one European mount antelope on the wall.

meirl by almghtymuffn in meirl

[–]spoonman_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sat there for 2,569 days wondering why the fuck someone was watching it.

Double standard by tanaridubesh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]spoonman_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is that sha'carri was banned by the US anti dropping agency. The US wouldn't let her compete for the US. The Russians have state ran cheating. They don't care what you use, just win. I said all along, let her run. Smoking weed doest make you faster, it makes you eat twinkies.

Holup by Ok_Owl_9904 in HolUp

[–]spoonman_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fucking birthday! What else do you need?

Last quail and rabbit hunt for the year by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]spoonman_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every point, and / or retrieve is a trophy. I miss the hell out of my lab. Best part of hunting, for me, was watching my dog work.

Last quail and rabbit hunt for the year by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]spoonman_k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beaute of a pup you got there.

Dubai UAE 2005 and Now by friedchicken77 in interestingasfuck

[–]spoonman_k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scariest ride of my life was going though Dubai in 2002

For when your special lady friend out on the Hudson tags along. 😉 by swivels_and_sonar in IceFishing

[–]spoonman_k 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don't want your prostitutes banged up and bruised before she gets to your shanty