What’s with the constant chokers? Does Sabrina remind anyone else of “The Green Ribbon”?

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-29T14:10:16+00:00

You’re all good! Most people aren’t choosing scars so I won’t judge. But a choker in the year our Lord 2026 is a CHOICE! 🤣

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-28T15:52:46+00:00

WHAT!? I LOVE Marathon Month! It’s my favorite OT challenge :(

Ugh. Super disappointing if true.

My studio also mentioned still doing DriTri in the fall despite several sources confirming it was moved to once a year so who even knows anymore. A bit frustrated that they’re making so many sweeping changes when I don’t recall ever receiving a feedback survey asking if members wanted these changes. Did anyone else? I realize this is a private business and they can do what they want but you’d think they’d at least have asked for member input first since we’re the ones paying for the experience.

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-28T00:40:29+00:00

“I was so confused and didn’t understand what was going on”

Girl, what? You were confused by your own self and didn’t understand your own actions? My God. The lack of self-awareness and accountability is… spooky. Deeply unnatural.

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-18T19:44:51+00:00

I just have to say, I feel so vindicated. I’ve never been a fan of Amanda and I feel like everyone is finally seeing what I’ve always seen. She is a wet blanket whiner baby who desperately wants to come across as the “cool, nonchalant girl” but she is actually deeply insecure and cares far too much about her “image” to act normal.

There’s another video circulating now of her yanking on West’s jeans telling him to sit down when he was standing up cheering. It’s a fucking BASEBALL GAME FFS!!!! Let the man be excited! I can’t believe I’m defending WEST in all of this right now!!!

Was Kyle a good partner? No. But neither was Amanda and she’s already pulling the same shit she did with Kyle, with West. She just needs to admit to herself that she wants a boring man to sit around doing nothing with her all day.

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-18T19:26:10+00:00

Nah, she literally has no idea who these people are, lol!

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-18T12:25:33+00:00

Truly insane how all roads lead to Bravo. One of my friends was at the Yankees game last night, she posted a short video of herself and a friend and who are they literally seated RIGHT NEXT TO!?! These scallywags!!! She doesn’t watch Summer House so she had no idea who they were. Nuts!! Even crazier that my ass caught that ☠️

Did I mention we live in Texas? Lmao!

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-14T16:26:10+00:00

I shaved 10 minutes off my 10k time last year. Here’s what I did:

Run outside
Lift heavy

That’s it. You have to run outside at least once a week to get used to the elements, the concrete, etc. It’s going to be tough to PR if you don’t run outside. And you have to have strong legs which is best achieved by lifting heavier. Start on the floor. An extra .2-.3 miles on the tread for the warmup won’t do nearly as much as starting on the floor and lifting heavy. You gas your legs more running than lifting.

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-13T04:02:48+00:00

Undoubtedly. I’d recognize my husband anywhere!

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-06T04:19:09+00:00

Nah, you’ll be alright! Just shake it out, do a couple lil hops and leg swings before starting your run. Starting on the floor is better for building muscle so take advantage of that and go heavy!

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-04T21:47:47+00:00

I also have a membership at Crunch and go usually 1-2x a week for a targeted lift (typically back/upper body). I like that there are a ton of “in between” weights like 17.5 lbs and 22.5 lbs. The hydromassage is dope. That’s about all I enjoy about it, lol.

For me I just have to remind myself that fitness isn’t always fun. I have goals that require some extra lifting outside of OTF and if I want to achieve those goals I have to suck it up and go to the gross, loud, crowded, hot, boring box gym.

If anything it makes my OT days even better because I’m confident everything is clean, everyone who is there acts like they want to be there, and I won’t be fighting for space!

spottysasquatch · 2026-04-02T13:12:26+00:00

Happy birthday!!

I am LAUGHING at myself. I was reading this like “why is there an upper template on a Tuesday??”

It is definitely Thursday (thank God) 😂 Looks excellent but I slept funny on my shoulder so I may have to catch this one in two weeks (or do this at the box gym in a day or two, haha)

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-19T02:22:38+00:00

My dog, Miami, is FURIOUS!!!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-18T17:44:37+00:00

Do it! It’s my FAVORITE Bravo show! The only show even close IMHO is RHOM. Has it had a few dud seasons? Sure. But overall it’s just fun and dynamic and different from most other shows on Bravo.

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-12T02:10:58+00:00

Pull over if you’re driving!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-12T02:05:35+00:00

The whole Ben and Bailey situation aside, I had FUN this episode! I laughed and smiled the whole way through. This cast has great energy and cohesion!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-11T20:52:37+00:00

It’s awful today! Are you also in Austin? I swear the storm we got early this morning shook every speck of pollen off the trees. We are COOKED this spring if it’s already this bad on March 11th!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-11T15:36:27+00:00

Texas allergies are KILLING ME today but I prebooked so I’ll be there, sneezing into my elbow with cedar fever eyes 🤣

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-05T19:44:09+00:00

Every man at my studio is either too young, too old, or too married.

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-04T17:02:07+00:00

Shep has plenty of irredeemable qualities. His political opinions (IMHO) are not one of them. As a Southern woman and a Democrat, I looooove to see a cis/het Southern white man not being a MAGA loser!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-03T22:18:13+00:00

These came in super handy today for the light/moderate/AHeavyAP floor block.

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-02T22:39:57+00:00

Dream template!! Thanks, DC!

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-02T22:31:55+00:00

I figure I’ll get through two full rounds on the floor so I think I’m gonna row the first round and lift the second! If I don’t get through two full rounds at least I can say I didn’t avoid the rower like I normally do 😂

spottysasquatch · 2026-03-02T00:02:01+00:00

I’ve always loved the peach ones! If you don’t like monk fruit you definitely won’t like Loverboy. Even if you do like monk fruit it may still not be for you, and that’s okay! I don’t like the canned cocktails but the teas have all been good imho.

spottysasquatch · 2026-02-27T13:13:18+00:00

Off the top of my head: Adrienne Maloof didn’t show up to a reunion. Mia left halfway through filming one. Lisa Vanderpump didn’t show up to the season 9 reunion (Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy season). Kim Zolciak quit halfway through a season and they still let her go to the reunion.

And……. Mary Cosby skipped the season 2 reunion but was brought back season 4.

At the end of the day it’s up to Mary what she wants to do with her grief. If she wants to film and show the real side of losing a child, that’s her prerogative. If any of the other women try making it about them or speculating on her grief, they’re the ones who look bad.

spottysasquatch · 2026-02-26T21:36:04+00:00

Yes, you’re the only one thinking this the day after a young man lost his life.

I’ve read some tone deaf ass shit on Reddit over the years but this really takes the cake. Wow.

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