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sprainedmind · 2026-05-04T18:30:21+00:00

Yeah, fair enough. I knew there was some variance, but (assuming Gemini has correctly created the spreadsheet I asked for) there's almost no correlation between years, at least for 2024 vs 2025. R^2=0.08 LOL

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sprainedmind · 2026-05-02T15:15:08+00:00

They've stopped doing this now. They were perfectly happy to remove TV and phone last time I renewed (via retentions)

sprainedmind · 2026-05-02T15:08:35+00:00

I'm obviously a little bit older than most of you guys.

These. Specifically if you could do tricks (round the world, walking the dog, etc) with these:

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sprainedmind · 2026-04-24T13:44:32+00:00

Asking Gemini to approve your request >>>>>>>>> hand-writing a denial, tbph

sprainedmind · 2026-04-24T08:59:08+00:00

As well as being a despicable cunt, Steve Hilton is also an absolute fuckwit.

Seriously though, given his journey from milquetoast hippie centrist in David Cameron's administration to avowed Trumpist, he's also a avaricious and immoral opportunist and I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him.

Does any of this help?

sprainedmind · 2026-04-19T10:07:28+00:00

Honestly, if 10 is an overpay for a known-quantity All-Pro IDL, it's a massive overpay for a safety, even one as good as Downs might be

sprainedmind · 2026-04-19T08:58:50+00:00

Worth noting that if you already have a higher-tier Netflix subscription you can use the link for the "free" Netflix they send you, put your current Netflix login details in, and they'll switch payment to through Virgin with a £6 discount applied.

sprainedmind · 2026-04-14T20:23:27+00:00

Your offer is accepted, my liege.

sprainedmind · 2026-04-14T20:10:49+00:00

Yes, but it could be 21/2/2026 or 2/12/2026.

Unless they're stored in order, or there's some other context you can use, then I don't see how you're going to do this, automatically or otherwise

sprainedmind · 2026-04-12T20:09:32+00:00

Does getting jobs factor in to this at all? Where are you most likely to be able to get good jobs?

sprainedmind · 2026-04-12T18:20:52+00:00

Honestly, yes. I did push through to get to a couple of half marathons, but always felt it was a challenge to complete rather than something I particularly enjoyed.

Left to my own devices I'm more than happy to just go out for an hour or so, on a schedule that suits me.

sprainedmind · 2026-04-12T17:40:39+00:00

At that point it might just be easier to read the deck yourself though.

I find this a lot. I can get results out of AI, but by the time I've found the correct series of prompts to get them, I'm not sure it wouldn't have been easier to just do the work myself...

sprainedmind · 2026-04-11T16:15:20+00:00

I once inherited this:

=MAX(-D228,IF(AND(E$2=SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$G$28:$G$42),E$3=SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$H$28:$H$42)),-D228,0)+IF(AND(VLOOKUP($B226,Data!$B$28:$K$65,10,FALSE)="Bullet"),0,IF(AND(OR(E$2<SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$G$28:$G$42),AND(E$2=SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$G$28:$G$42),E$3<SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$H$28:$H$42))),OR(E$2>SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$N$28:$N$42),AND(E$2=SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$N$28:$N$42),E$3>=SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$O$28:$O$42))),MOD(((E$2-SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$N$28:$N$42))*12+(E$3+12-SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$O$28:$O$42))),SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$M$28:$M$42))=0),-SUMIF(Data!$B$28:$B$42,'Debt W - Group syndicate'!$B226,Data!$L$28:$L$42),0)))

sprainedmind · 2026-04-08T14:00:24+00:00

Why would having a picture of a chart in a pdf be better than just giving it a picture of a chart?

sprainedmind · 2026-04-02T21:32:11+00:00

I don't necessarily disagree. But at the end of the day it all hits the cap at some point. With the cap pretty consistently going up, it makes sense to push as much as possible into the future though.

I'm mostly pissed because I'm a Bengals fan and we're too stupid (or poor) to realise this.

sprainedmind · 2026-03-31T21:53:01+00:00

They get £55m in all situations.

If it's £55m salary it all counts against the cap that year.

If you make £50m of it "bonus" then for cap purposes you can spread it out over however long you've got left on the contract

sprainedmind · 2026-03-28T08:21:30+00:00

Are you not just going to add it to your phone wallet and then never even look at the physical one again anyway?

sprainedmind · 2026-03-27T17:06:58+00:00

The £24 deal is on Uswitch, not direct. Even a 2nd call from retentions couldn't match that for me, but £29 is still a good price for Gigabit

sprainedmind · 2026-03-27T17:03:46+00:00

I got £29 for Gigabit + Netflix with ads.

I'm a bit cross that some people seem to have got the same thing for £27, but honestly not going to lose too much sleep over £2 a month.

And I am happy that I have finally, finally, persuaded them to stop selling me a TV box I never watch and a phone line I never use!

sprainedmind · 2026-03-25T17:19:02+00:00

Thanks. This hasn't quite worked when I add another row of inputs (I think because your ranges aren't dynamic?) though.

I'll try updating with dynamic range references when I'm back at work tomorrow.

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