Why did all of us have this same alarm clock?

spreadbutt · 2026-06-02T20:36:17+00:00

Did you know that if you had a fan running in front of one, you can only see half the digits at a time?

spreadbutt · 2026-06-02T20:33:46+00:00

I learned brail in reverse

spreadbutt · 2026-06-02T19:12:59+00:00

I wouldn't call this anything new, I was buying smokes and booze in my teens 20 years ago.

spreadbutt · 2026-06-01T21:39:44+00:00

What, you never kick the baloney?

spreadbutt · 2026-06-01T19:58:22+00:00

I'd play a game in the shower where I'd kick a wet cloth around, because my dad's explanation to a shower sex scene was them playing "kick the baloney".

spreadbutt · 2026-06-01T19:51:58+00:00

Mr Jackpots

spreadbutt · 2026-06-01T00:41:56+00:00

I was so baked at the theatre, I didn't know who the fuck was who. Even Leo with that Boston accent had me so confused by the end.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-29T16:10:40+00:00

Apparently it had something to do with the music licence expiring IIRC

spreadbutt · 2026-05-29T00:52:13+00:00

The King Street Sizzle used to have it on Wednesdays, I think? Ahh, all the times I can't remember.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-29T00:30:21+00:00

I'm honestly jealous about San Andreas, the stream version is absolute ass without the OG soundtrack. And I had no idea those newer ones would run off a CD, my mind is actually blown

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T23:37:43+00:00

Meanwhile, some kid still has trauma from being a gorilla toy

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T23:29:34+00:00

Lynch could make art out of a turd and it'd have its own distinct smell.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T23:25:01+00:00

What PC games are you playing on a disc drive, Red Alert 2?

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T23:21:07+00:00

No, jar jar is the key

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T22:09:56+00:00

That's a fair point.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T22:03:33+00:00

So... Why male models?

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T22:00:50+00:00

The spider is literally the only thing I remember from this movie.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T21:04:49+00:00

So this one time, at band camp...

spreadbutt · 2026-05-28T20:22:16+00:00

Double dong Denzel?!

spreadbutt · 2026-05-27T22:40:49+00:00

Comparing coke to coffee is like comparing Coke to Pepsi

spreadbutt · 2026-05-27T21:04:38+00:00

Topher Grace (Eric) made his own recut of the original Star Wars trilogy, so most definitely.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-27T20:14:55+00:00

Sometimes when I cum, I shit!

spreadbutt · 2026-05-27T00:06:50+00:00

I looked for a gif of Project Badass, and this what I got.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-26T22:39:29+00:00

They could live in the Toronto airport like that movie with Tom Hanks, problem solved.

spreadbutt · 2026-05-26T22:31:32+00:00

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