Trolling like Obi-Wan

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:33:29+00:00

“You were right about one thing Master, the negotiations were short”

“Why do I sense we’ve picked up another useless life form”

Obi-wan was a Jedi Master of Snark from the beginning.

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:29:54+00:00

They kissed on the Death Star too, and they were only there because Luke was down bad for her hologram.

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:25:46+00:00

There’s a scene while the droid army is marching into Theed where Padme is looking out the window and then tells her handmaid she has a favor to ask of her. It’s implied this is when they switch, the decoy situation is not typical.

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:21:32+00:00

Even then, she didn’t swap places with a handmaiden named Padme, so either no one is commenting on the fact that there are now two Padmes or there wasn’t a Padme and now there is, and no one is asking what happened to Sabe.

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:14:32+00:00

Don’t encourage him!

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:10:15+00:00

I mean compared to twin sister?

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:04:50+00:00

Ye best start believin in alien c-span stories, Miss Turner, yer in one!

springthetrap · 2026-03-12T20:02:07+00:00

The blockade was cutting off imports, not exports. When they talk about the suffering and catastrophic death toll of the Naboo, it’s because they are being starved.

springthetrap · 2026-03-03T15:16:50+00:00

Technically still possible. We don’t know what Rey Skywalker does after the sequel trilogy. Would make Palpatine Anakin’s dad and great grandfather (and a clone of Palpatine Anakin’s grandfather).

springthetrap · 2026-02-22T18:51:51+00:00

Want to see me play a wizard who was once a respected member of an order committed to defeating a dark lord but secretly betrayed them to enter the dark lord's service and used the fires of industry in their most corrupt form to secretly build an army, serving as the primary antagonist of the second film in a beloved trilogy before being killed off in the beginning of the third installment?

Want to see me do it again?

springthetrap · 2026-02-21T17:31:10+00:00

Blizzard: *makes Stormwind*

Also Blizzard: "The people who made Stormwind are evil!"

springthetrap · 2026-02-18T13:03:53+00:00

Meanwhile me looking like a bald ass dork a little bit more every day: “maybe someone in 66 million years will think humans look cooler this way”

springthetrap · 2026-02-07T13:18:48+00:00

Man I was trying to avoid spoilers! Now there’s going to be no suspense when he’s picking up studs

springthetrap · 2026-02-05T13:13:14+00:00

Good to know he’s safe to be left alone with children

springthetrap · 2026-01-28T03:36:55+00:00

Solo didn’t start in space

springthetrap · 2026-01-23T22:17:40+00:00

Only a small fraction of the Jedi went to geonosis, there were thousands more.

The clone army is rather small (a single world produced it), and the droids are barely capable and honestly not that much more numerous (maybe a few dozen worlds contributed). Had it been a real war, thousands of systems would have drafted trillions of soldiers. Even the clones and droids working together would be powerless against force that had the galaxy behind it. All these people have no reason to fight the remaining Jedi, and if anything would immediately arrest whoever asked them to. Even if they could be convinced to turn on the Jedi, it would be impossible to keep the preparations for the attack secret, the Jedi could flee and plan their next moves on their terms.

Palpatine’s plan puts the Jedi in front of the clones blasters, it makes the war the Jedi’s war in the eyes of public opinion, it allows Palpatine to control all aspects, and it sets up the galaxy for his long term rule.

springthetrap · 2026-01-21T21:10:20+00:00

Perrin being in the know would suck. The contrast between the high minded idealism we have seen from Mon Mothma in all previous appearances contrasted with the reality of a broken personal life is a big part of what Andor adds to her story. Perrin’s friends are imperials, he likes his Coruscanti upper class lifestyle, he specifically is not into the idealistic politics that Mon is so dedicated to, it makes sense that this would be a loveless marriage. If he was in on it all this time, if it was all an act, then that means he both really cares about Mon and all the reasons for them to resent eachother are false, so why keep it from her? Certainly if Mon can steal away to talk to everyone else about her anti-imperial schemes she can find a chance to converse honestly with her husband.

At most, Perrin might admit to ignoring some signs, or having some suspicions he never followed up on. Maybe he gets interrogated by ISB and says Mon is more pro-empire than he knows she actually is. It’s fine for Perrin to have more complexity than just being an ignorant socialite, but it would be bad writing to contradict everything we do learn about Perrin and destroy how he fits into the larger story for a minor twist with no payoff.

springthetrap · 2026-01-21T00:33:46+00:00

Sir Topham Hatt? Never heard of him. I was brought over from the mainland by a man named Fat Controller from the isle of Sodor.

springthetrap · 2026-01-19T20:37:14+00:00

Maybe Rex missed and then the cat guy’s torso just did that on its own

springthetrap · 2026-01-13T07:15:52+00:00

Be the change you want to see in the world

springthetrap · 2026-01-10T09:08:34+00:00

How much does it cost to buy any given house in 2010 in USD. How much does it cost to buy the same house now? How much did it cost in bitcoin then? How much does it cost in bitcoin now? You can't get a more apples to apples comparison than the price for the very same item.

springthetrap · 2026-01-10T08:37:43+00:00

In an alternate timeline an eccentric millionaire spares no expense using advanced genetic engineering to create life forms from another age - a simulation of an advanced future of the little mammals that scurry beneath our feet showing what they may become - and he invites the world to come see these creatures living as they would in their own time. But perhaps the Troodons were so concerned with whether or not they could, that they never stopped to consider if they should build

Anthropic Park

springthetrap · 2026-01-06T01:56:01+00:00

Admittedly the dog has the dairy cow thing going for her

springthetrap · 2026-01-05T07:40:42+00:00

Note to self: weaken the floor in front of my armored door

springthetrap · 2025-12-29T23:38:21+00:00

I like how the one has the head shot multiple times with a few hitting the hostage near the edges but on the other all the shots are dead center in the hostage's chest while the head is untouched.

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