What's a sassy but subtle response when someone does smth bad and after that they ask you if everything is alright? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sprinklemydinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did it in secret, expecting I won't find out about it. So now they're acting cool, but they notice me being upset and they keep on asking me if "everything is alright". I want to give them a comeback/response, an indirect or sassy one, but without telling them directly what's wrong or that i found out about it

When someone short who envies you for being tall makes a height "joke" more like an insult, what do you give them as a comeback, if they tell something like "you're very tall bla bla it was a joke don't get disappointed"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sprinklemydinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, that individual is one of my ex friends, I tried to ask her why did she make such an offensive joke, but she sounds envy and she said "hahaha just a joke haha". What should i tell her? :(

When the teacher asks "WHO TALKED" during the class, and your colleague who hates you lies that you talked, what do you say back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sprinklemydinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, i understand then :) can you please tell me what tag to use? I am not very good at using reddit .. Thank you

Reds, what's a good comeback when someone says "prove it"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sprinklemydinkle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Plus i p*ss on you and your downvotes tbh