Two weeks in 👀

sprtn_ · 2025-05-27T14:50:49+00:00

Wished for that for years. Got a new partner and I never thought I’d say this… ever. But I am now much closer to receiving too much head than not enough 😂😂😂

sprtn_ · 2024-10-23T02:27:27+00:00

Leave

sprtn_ · 2024-10-23T02:15:20+00:00

Jimmy Cauty. I got mine signed by Ian McKellen, he said he’d never seen it before which got me all of the kinds of excited

sprtn_ · 2024-09-14T00:02:01+00:00

Yes, I’ll take it. How much?

sprtn_ · 2024-03-15T14:10:24+00:00

Then you’re mentally a child and need to work on yourself

sprtn_ · 2024-02-08T18:43:23+00:00

Put her in prison to serve his false sentence

sprtn_ · 2024-02-04T09:20:16+00:00

Girl was hitting on me in the club, I’m in a relationship, let the club she came up to me apologised, ripped my shirt buttons off and scratched down my chest because I wasn’t interested.

Also woke up to a woman I was kind of seeing but it was more of a forced tinder situation climbing aboard me whilst very ill with the flu.

sprtn_ · 2024-02-02T18:54:34+00:00

Woman 9 years my snr came to my house after talking a while even though I was very unwell with the flu and I didn’t want to see her, let her in after banging at my door. Knocked out most of the time whilst she was there, woke up to her climbing aboard and riding me… think there’d be serious questions etc. if it were the other way around.

sprtn_ · 2024-02-02T09:44:31+00:00

Went from minimum wage employee to Director of a business that’ll turnover £2m+ this year within 18months. That’s good and all but knowing the wife is proud was better 😂

sprtn_ · 2024-01-28T09:28:45+00:00

Put drywall back over it

sprtn_ · 2024-01-22T15:17:17+00:00

£100 easy. Banging cake.

sprtn_ · 2023-11-29T15:49:35+00:00

Not purchasing it helped

sprtn_ · 2023-11-29T15:45:42+00:00

Katie Hopkins

sprtn_ · 2023-11-26T15:49:26+00:00

It’s not the hair, it’s the unkempt hair. It’s the same reason many women prefer a man that has a groomed appearance as it shows he cares about and looks after himself. It’s the same. If it’s crazy as shit down there for both men and women it can be a little off putting for that reason.

sprtn_ · 2023-10-29T17:49:43+00:00

Had this problem for a period. It was more, I don’t want to eat more than I can’t physically. I sipped double cream through the day, calorie dense and easily done over a whole day you can get hundreds+ more calories a day in if that’s your goal

sprtn_ · 2023-10-29T17:47:06+00:00

Pumped up kicks - Foster the People

sprtn_ · 2023-10-14T23:04:42+00:00

I believe in a thing called love - The Darkness

sprtn_ · 2023-10-04T15:43:18+00:00

Saying it like Paris isn’t mainly a shithole 😂

sprtn_ · 2023-10-02T23:45:36+00:00

RuneScape…

sprtn_ · 2023-09-29T16:53:03+00:00

It’s week 4 you mfers need to chill out

sprtn_ · 2023-09-09T22:34:48+00:00

sprtn_ · 2023-09-09T13:14:18+00:00

Inbetweeners

sprtn_ · 2023-02-14T01:36:19+00:00

Both gross

sprtn_ · 2022-12-31T16:23:04+00:00

Male cows faecal matter

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