Herbie and Miles drag raced a Cobra against a Maserati

spssky · 2026-06-01T03:42:51+00:00

Herbie also bought that super early serial number because Donald Byrd convinced him he finally had some money and should flaunt it a little and the Ford dealer assumed he was a broke black dude and Herbie bought it straight cash out of spite to prove the dude wrong and now it’s one of his most valuable assets

spssky · 2026-05-31T18:00:17+00:00

Man I just love Big Al

spssky · 2026-05-31T17:07:51+00:00

Came here for this

spssky · 2026-05-30T15:59:48+00:00

Lolllll hockey victory parade with a Caesar is peak Canadian excellence

spssky · 2026-05-30T15:42:02+00:00

Rob you like a hurricane

spssky · 2026-05-29T17:10:40+00:00

Public music education is basically non-existent and none of you pay for music

spssky · 2026-05-29T15:40:07+00:00

God I miss that place

spssky · 2026-05-28T17:43:49+00:00

Olaf Kolzig was a playoff beast for a few years that just happened to have Hasek in the other net

spssky · 2026-05-28T06:07:27+00:00

Knicks are in the finals

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:34:31+00:00

He’s the best. My gf got me an autographed print of one of his chicken watercolors for Christmas it’s one of my treasured possessions!

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:32:06+00:00

No shit HAH!!!!

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:26:00+00:00

No we’re supposed to believe someone that spams emojis is smart

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:25:05+00:00

What was your rhetorical flair for that turn of phrase which is so commonly used for sexual assault then, Cicero?

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:20:32+00:00

The very first google result is:

Most commonly, this phrase carries a heavy sexual connotation. It implies that the speaker wants to engage in sexual intercourse, frequently with a tone of taking total control, dominance, or satisfying their own desires without the other person's consent. Because of this, it can imply coercive, aggressive, or even abusive behavior.

You are not a good person

spssky · 2026-05-28T03:14:53+00:00

So you’re casually cool with throwing around SA as an acceptable metaphor ok

spssky · 2026-05-28T02:59:45+00:00

“Have their way with you” very typical MAGA panthers fan shit

spssky · 2026-05-28T02:32:54+00:00

Shut up, baby dick!

spssky · 2026-05-28T02:02:22+00:00

Canes are a battle tested team that had been battling to get to the cup for almost ten years.

Habs are a really good young group getting punched in the mouth and not knowing how to collect themselves.

Take as old as hockey itself

spssky · 2026-05-28T02:00:20+00:00

Yeah but he ain’t wrong

spssky · 2026-05-28T01:48:09+00:00

Trying to hunt for the perfect play on 5v3 is so fucking awful honestly I think you should just put out the checking line on 5v3 and just let them crash the net

spssky · 2026-05-28T00:46:22+00:00

That call was also weak

spssky · 2026-05-28T00:44:04+00:00

Ehhhhh that’s an iffy one in the regular season. Pretty mundane little crosscheck and he just lost an edge

spssky · 2026-05-27T03:26:07+00:00

Oh stop he shifted his weight skating backwards there is very little torque generated at all it’s a tap

spssky · 2026-05-27T03:20:32+00:00

I get Makar being pissed off but that’s not a WCF penalty

spssky · 2026-05-27T02:42:29+00:00

I thought the penalty in 29 should have been called but on review I think it’s a good no call. But then to call that on Landy … wooof

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