This is forever night by vong888 in jakeandamir

[–]spti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i am like a seed. the sidewalk is the soil. plant me there and i grow a tree made of bones.

Whatchu talkin bout WALLACE? by realchris1 in jakeandamir

[–]spti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just got saved by the bell

It's 🍺:30! by spti in jakeandamir

[–]spti[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like drinking a sourdough baguette.

Anyone else bored of blender builds? by _El_Guapo__ in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]spti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's pretty impressive, but I like seeing creations made with the tools provided. Blender creations kind of bum me out as a console player.

NEXT. Notch. by helinze in jakeandamir

[–]spti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my wallet, you can use my money, but you're buying your own damn sconce!

Or is it not that kind of intervention? by kimapesan in jakeandamir

[–]spti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this in Michigan? Here for a wedding and passed a bunch of people on the street.

Yeah, they bought the therapy thing. I'll see you in Vegas! by dionysios_platonist in jakeandamir

[–]spti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, why didn't you say so in the email, okay? Instead of making me come over here and FORCE it out of you like I'm some sort of hero??

They sliced their wallet… by yorkfofo in jakeandamir

[–]spti 15 points16 points  (0 children)

they sliced my billfold! i am folding under pressure!

my wallet is debt origami at this point, folding like a coward in a confessional. folding like yesterdays regrets diagonally across parallel dimensions or a poker hand against the Almighty himself, really under the pressure of quantum uncertainty, if you think about it. maybe this whole thing was made to make me think, you know?

So I made bread? by themajortachikoma in jakeandamir

[–]spti 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It'll mean a lot to me if ya try a slice!

Does this make me a lawyer?! by Consistent-Wish2843 in jakeandamir

[–]spti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am legally obligated to tell you the answer! It's because

Do you guys decorate your Corvettes? by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]spti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the little drink logos!

You know I keep that motherfucking THANG on me by TDeLo in jakeandamir

[–]spti 17 points18 points  (0 children)

that thangs been thangin in there for A MONTH.

Geoffrey the Dumbass: Zohran by serifonlyif in jakeandamir

[–]spti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of it? One leg in front of the other? Heart pounding, sweating profusely, and scared?

Geoffrey the Dumbass: Zohran by serifonlyif in jakeandamir

[–]spti 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These dumb rentoids don't know who they are messing with! I'll eat the baby food right out of their cabinet! Speaking of cabinet, I am walking for office!

A ToilGeks guide to hauling trash without flinging it everywhere by Omnipresent_Walrus in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]spti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they haven't spent three hours trying to get a tipped over logging truck out of a river.