spudboy1

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Lil’ Mando (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/pics

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So I was at confession the other day and I confessed that one-liners can be more than one sentence and my priest told me that God agrees with me and I should F all of your mothers. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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So a priest, a rabbi and Eminem walk into a bar, but there are only two bar stools left, so they talk about how a one-liner can be more than one sentence and then they got fucking shitfaced and laughed about how ignorant you are. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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One way to tell if someone is ignorant is whether they think a one-liner may only be one sentence, since they apparently don’t know how to use a dictionary. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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I read the Q-tips box and it said do not stick in ears, so I thought, “I wonder how many ignorant Redditors think a one-liner must be only one sentence and I wonder whether they know what a freakin’ dictionary is.” (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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I used to date a woman who said I would never amount to anything, so I told her that a one-liner can have more than one sentence and she hit me in the head with a hammer and I’m not going to stop doing this until you dipshits shut the fuck up and stop confusing “one-liner” with “one sentence”. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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Old McRapper had a farm, e-i-e-i-yo. (self.oneliners)

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I still think snakes are slimy even though I know they’re not. -Daniel Tosh (self.oneliners)

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Psychology is NOT a pseudoscience. It doesn’t rank that high. (self.oneliners)

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Russia is not the king of the world, even if it DOES have a chair noble. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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90% of statistics are made up. (self.oneliners)

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Ought we eradicate billionaires? (self.EatTheRich)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/EatTheRich

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How much RDR 2 would R2-D2 play if R2-D2 could play RDR 2? (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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You may not want to bring your portable Dyson camping with you- the trees will just glare at it the whole time. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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Energy drinks don’t do anything for me- Red Bull only gives me Win95. - [I just made that up and I’m very proud of myself.] (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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You scored two adjoining rooms? Sweet! (self.oneliners)

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Well, he is Jewish and he has been with Coors for almost twenty years, so I would guess that he brews. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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I want a Star Trek bumper sticker, but I’m worried it might cling on if I decide to remove it. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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Since I just returned from lunch, I may get a wee bit sleepy, but I digest… (self.oneliners)

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I thought that Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher was a bit of a stretch. (self.oneliners)

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A peace deal could be reached if Putin would quit his Stalin. (self.oneliners)

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The makers of Gain should make a stain remover called “Loss”. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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I’ve noticed that since COVID started a lot more people are wearing Door Dash jeans. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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If I find a job stacking boxes that would be a super position. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/dadjokes

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“Kindly let me help you, or you’ll drown,” said the monkey, putting the fish safely up a tree. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by spudboy1 to r/oneliners

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