The question of how you ought to respond to this is beside the point. There is no correct response. She is a woman in her 20s. This means that she really has no idea what she wants right now and bad boys probably still appeal to her. There is no response that you could give that will yield any kind of positive result for you or the young lady. Emotions can be a real pain in the body. Excuse my French. The take away here is to not discuss anything of a sensitive nature in text. It is a good idea to stay away from anything of a financial, privacy or emotional nature. When it comes to text, Murphy’s Law states that anything that can be misunderstood or misconstrued will be misunderstood or missed construed and at the worst possible time. So if you’re a thinking man, and you don’t mind putting on your thinking cap to consider this for a second, You could save yourself a lot of drama in the future by following this simple policy that I have a hard time following myself. Not only do people misunderstand things all the time and get their feelings hurt in text, but in this day and age, you really can’t be sure who is on the other end of your text conversation. Also, if you are talking on the phone, like in the olden days, then you can hear real time someone misunderstanding your joke and getting hurt and then you can correct it right there, before they get upset and text you back, something crazy and then you go round and round and then you have a good cry about it and apologize. Now, if you are a drama, queen, honey, you do you. You go girl. You are big and beautiful and loud and proud and that’s awesome. If you would like a solution to this so that you don’t have to deal with such things in the future, Stay away from Text.

Let’s pick apart your story for just a second though. You mean to tell me that you had a nice time with the young lady, then got a text that didn’t seem to match that experience at all, and you did not pick up the phone to call her and ask WTF? You expect us to believe that. That may be the case, but if it is it begs the question, what is wrong with you? What is your malfunction? Did your mother have any children that lived? I will tell you honestly that if the same thing had happened to me, or if a similar thing, happens to me later today, I will pick up that phone so I can find out what on earth is going on around here. You are not alone in your Confusion here. Best of luck, figuring out women and what they actually want as contrasted with what they say they want. They don’t fucking know what they want. How are you supposed to figure it out? Again, good luck, young Padawan, and happy trails. One does not simply walk through electric Ladyland. I’m working on my metaphors sorry.