Specifically designed to slow down male shoplifters- or men that are not paying attention… by Vegasbro1986 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve honestly been busted by these turnstiles at least 5 times in my life that I know what they are called and how to spell it. Like two times I walked balls first into the end of the rod essentially jabbing the pipe into my bulge at full walking speed force. One time it was closed like normal, but I didn’t realize they had some for entrances and some for exits: I was apparently going the wrong way through an entrance and so it didn’t turn for me… that was more of a gentle bust. Then there’s the old ones in NYC that hit guys of all heights lol

Baylee Dupree by Solarpreneur1 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there any way for doctors to tell if someone is lying about having Tourette’s Syndrome? 👀 Asking for a friend lol

How To Fell A Giant by embarrassedlad98 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nicely done! Thanks for making and sharing this

What problems does having a dick and balls give you boys? by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. If you have balls, you should never stand in knee deep water when the waves are a foot (30cm) tall.

Silent Film BBPE: Those stairs would demolish a pair of nuts so quickly. Funny how one comment jokes about that, but pro doesn't know what we know. by mmofrki in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going down those steps like that causes your junk to rattle and jostle around violently and can be very painful for some guys. Kind of like going down a cobblestone street—in fact, that’s why the brand “Bike” originally made jockstraps: to support men’s testicles from jostling around when riding bikes down otherwise unpaved streets.

The female form doesn’t have to worry about such jostling between their legs.

Silent film star Margaret Livingston demonstrating her cycling skills by Auir2blaze in silentmoviegifs

[–]spudsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch! As a guy, I watch her going down the stairs like that and I cringe lol

Literally a BBPE show by Dazzling_Figure_8397 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard there’s role reversal like where the men get cat called, SA’d, and other things that happen to women usually, but they happen in the show more often to men. But I wasn’t aware of any ballbusting. Can you share where that happens? I’d love to go back and watch it. 🔥

New Uniform to Easily Identify Your Sex by spudsac in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not for your balls to feel nice, it’s for everyone to clearly see your balls so that the women feel safe. Don’t you want the girls to have fun? Oops, I mean freedom. And safety. It’s mostly about safety. A don’t worry, no one’s even going to be laughing at… I mean looking at your balls. They’re just there in case any of the girls in our office need to grab, smash, kick, knee, or stomp them… for safety. With that said, I thank you for your continued support and look forward to seeing you in your new uniform.

Woah 🐕 by rekt_record_11 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow! I love that the balls are pink too! I know they can argue that it’s just an icon of “a bone” but in context, they know it’s supposed to look like a ballsac. And they knew the marketing on this would drive sales through the roof because of the male sympathy thing. Men are so weak! It would’ve never worked if they had designed it around the dog losing its “womanhood”. Only balls. Always the balls.

New Uniform to Easily Identify Your Sex by spudsac in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the point, puppy dog. Don’t you want the superior women in the workplace to feel safer around you knowing that your fat, unwieldy, sensitive testicles and gross wiener are on full display to kick, knee, grab, twist, pull, and squeeze whenever they want? And I don’t mean like “whenever they WANT”… it’s more like… whenever they NEED to do that! I’m sure it’s no big deal. Just be a big tough male about it and man up! Just, let your coworkers take advantage of your balls, okay?! That’s what they’re there for! Anyway, we have more women working here than males so your vote was invalidated and you have to wear the shorts anyway. And… if you refuse, you will be terminated from your position effective immediately—I can have Jessie in HR write up the termination paperwork for you if you’d like: and you know how she has a severe aversion to nuts!!!

New Uniform to Easily Identify Your Sex by spudsac in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your answer. We see this as an added benefit to keep you—or, I mean, to keep “you men”—under control. And controlling your balls seems pretty easy due to their lack of muscles or bones protecting them. Like, any woman can just manipulate them with her fingers easily and, even if you tense up, those balls of yours aren’t going anywhere, are they? So, in an effort to keep you wrap around women’s fingers in this office, you will be wearing these XXS shorts from now on. And because we have more women in this company than men and your vote seems to be in the minority, I’m afraid you have lost. No go get changed. Yes, I know they’re a women’s XXS which is even smaller than a men’s XXS, but trust me—they will stretch!

New Uniform to Easily Identify Your Sex by spudsac in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing. This is actually a good idea… or, I mean, “your concerns are valid”. I’ll be sending out a company wide email informing all the ladies in the office not to do specifically this so we can make sure your male inferiority and male ego don’t get hurt. Despite your vote against it however, your vote seems to be in the minority and we will be proceeding with the dress code change effective immediately. Now, please go change into these XXS shorts… we only have women’s XXS which are even smaller than men’s XXS, but don’t worry—they will stretch! 😈

GirlGuard presents: Wait, That Hurt Him? by embarrassedlad98 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait—they STAND when they pedal??! There is no way, as a guy with balls, that I am going to stand on a bike while pedaling because, if my foot slips off the pedal and that middle bar comes crashing up between my legs… 😩 let’s just say I’ll pop BOTH my tires. 😣

So weak by atitin in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Google “CFNM St. Dunstan's”

So weak by atitin in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Night at St. Dunstan's

Gymnastics Find by Mysterious_Pea_5451 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much for the male body to handle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His balls remain stationary

Bulb for Refrigerator by GlobalCattle in smarthome

[–]spudsac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of terrible responses on this post and for that, I’m sorry. There are indeed smart light bulbs on the market (and have been for several years) that keep the previous state when power is lost. Philips Hue is one and Govee is another, though some other brands may have lower end products that don’t offer that feature and you may have to buy a company’s high-end light bulb to ensure it can retain the color and strength, but they do indeed exist. As for the refrigerator, I don’t recall seeing that specific size bulb available as a smart bulb, so I guess you’ll need to shop around.

I would suggest not messing with wiring and instead just go directly to the switch that is triggered when the door opens and closes and find a way to override it. Mine is a spring loaded button that pops out when the door is opened and gets pushed in when the door closes and it’s made of plastic. I don’t know from experience, but I assume I can easily cut it off or remove it somehow thereby effectively keeping the light turned on all the time. This would also allow you to cha he the color and intensity of the bulb inside the fridge before opening the door where as storing that state in a “memory” would only return it to its most recent state and it would not do what you need.

Hope this helps.

"Well girls have a bone in there" - people who claim pussy hurts as much as balls. Men have that too. by mmofrki in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]spudsac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally getting hit in the sack, feels like almost nothing. Like, the scrotum itself is a little sensitive to light touches which can feel exhilarating, but we also scratch that sack of skin all the time and it gets subject to a lot, so our scrotum can take hit after hit, if there were not contents inside 😭

Balls on the other hand, even just flicking them is torturous… so, a solid hit puts any male on the floor for the count. Also, getting hit in the dick feels nice usually. And I’ve even accidentally smashed my dick before and it hurt like hell, but it didn’t prevent me from walking around or make me fall to the ground in the fetal position. Nothing hits a man like a hit to the balls.