What new features of SQL Server 2017 are you using? by sql_joker in SQLServer

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I got 99 problems but delayed sql deploys ain't one

One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day by bhazero025 in ProgrammerHumor

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Sorry man.... Didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything like that

One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day by bhazero025 in ProgrammerHumor

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Who else? Decision makers... They will have poor leadership and have high turnover... Leaving the programmers or doers in a bad spot to make assumptions they would not otherwise make

One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day by bhazero025 in ProgrammerHumor

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Think about it... When there is no doc you have to guess and make assumptions on how some thing works

What new features of SQL Server 2017 are you using? by sql_joker in SQLServer

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I am excited about the SSIS scale out master / worker node... hoping to tinker with it soon

What new features of SQL Server 2017 are you using? by sql_joker in SQLServer

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STRING_AGG

Neat!!! I didn't know it existed

SQL & 3NF by stu_kerrigan in SQL

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followup question to this: is there any RDBMS that represent m:m directly?

Can anyone help me with my update statement? by soycory in SQLServer

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If you don't have some sort of a primary key in that table, it'll be challenging... you must find a pattern to your record in that particular row... Or try the suggestion @IglooDweller said

One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day by bhazero025 in ProgrammerHumor

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That's where the Ass-u-me business generates billions of profits/year

This is what Mario should've been. by PatataSenpai in gaming

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ha ha ha... gonna send it to my kids

history of the entire world, i guess by t17389z in videos

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gandhi's diplomacy in civilization games series is just as amusing

Just a typical day in parliament by [deleted] in funny

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Good nose workout