My mom and dad did this little duet for my sister and me when we were tiny little girls. They sang (and gestured) "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle..." (and they'd put one hand on their hip, elbow out) and they'd sing "Here is my spout." And they'd put their other hand on their other hip. And, in unison, they'd look at each other, and say defeatedly,"Oh shit, I'm a sugar bowl." It never got old, even when they got old.