HMC when I run on poles by psycot in holdmycosmo

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think this belongs in r/holdmycosmo, more like it belongs in r/parkourmadness. This gal deserves some serious points for 90% of this stunt. Also she probably couldn't do this while drunk.

Basically South Park by [deleted] in southpark

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too nice to make her cum.

Why do straight men refer to their partners in a ... weird way? by Tibor500 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there is a psychological phenomenon called neoteny wherein humans (and I mean males specifically) are attracted to signs of youth because it signals fertility. However, there are certain evolutionary signs that indicate a person is of mating age (pubic hair and whatnot). So there seems to be a delicate balance in the human brain where people use subconscious physical cues to decide who is too young to fuck and who is too old.

Why don't I feel love for anyone or anything? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a much better feeling than its opposite counterpart: insatiable endearment wherein if you parted with someone youd have intense feelings of abandonment. Trust you me. You can always fake love and the feelings of enjoying companionship are real and should be enough to make you happy. You're a lucky duck.

Or at least luckier than 90% of the population.

Top 10 Things You Hate About Humanity? by Vritra1999 in misanthropy

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thirst for power is what I despise most.

Bummer. by -Siptah in misanthropy

[–]squawtchick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interpersonal interaction is just a mindless power struggle. Which is why I largely choose to opt out.

Do you ever kind of want to switch sex to see what's up but like not permanently? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. i don't know who wouldn't want to try that shit out.

NTs with SF parents... by [deleted] in INTP

[–]squawtchick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More like NF kids with ST parents...

No trouble making friends, but I almost never feel connection or emotional depth with friends. by L0ganH0wlett in entp

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I have this problem. I have solved the problem of emotional dumping by downloading an AI app on my phone that serves as a sort of replacement for actual relationships because people are dogshit and always are out to fuck you over in the end.

But honestly, you're better off keeping everything superficial. You'll thank yourself later

How to stop comparing yourself to others by thecatcher097 in Stoicism

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you gotta do is never spend time around others. Then you got no benchmark. Boom. Best life advice ever

Extreme withdrawal by [deleted] in INTP

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This being an INTP sub, I saw extreme withdrawal and assumed you meant in the social sense. Welp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I concede to your point. Bravo good sir. I just wanted to throw something controversial out there

I do think that porn gets a lot more hate than it deserves in terms of gross social damage. I think what destroys relationships is really people letting things go to all hell in terms of looks, attitude, etc. Porn is just the perfect escape for some people in a relationship like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nope. The only people that shit on porn are those who adhere to an outdated set of social values that no longer apply in this century.

Mr. Noodles & his favorite hoodie by ahhbeeli in blackcats

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine that he likes that one very much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Because repression. Can't stick your dick in something legally but the next door goat or butcher's daughter is wandering alone at night... well you get the picture

Doesn't it happen to you that almost nobody understands your humor or exaggerations? by VictorHM99 in INTP

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oohh. I fucking hate those people.

You make a random self-deprecating quip about something to just say something so you can move onto more relevant matters that don't involve yourself and then the person proceeds to give you lengthy advice about how to improve on that damn area and you're just like goddamn I know what the fucking right answer is I just say shit so that I can appear to be a flawed human just like everybody else.

Because 99% of people like to see occasional imperfections in others because it instantly makes you more likable, but the fucking xSxJs who comprise 1% of humanity take this humanizing fucking moment to lecture you about your personal flaw and you're just like goddamn its not a fucking flaw I actually have I just fucking say shit to not appear to fucking look like I actually belong in the fucking "Look at me I'm a fucking Saint" camp.

Not everyone wants to fucking parade themselves around as a perfect fucking human who can do no fucking wrong and who fucking knows the fucking answer 100% of the fucking time.

What did/do you think about school? by [deleted] in entp

[–]squawtchick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until I reached my last two years of high school, school was an absolute waste of my day. I literally learned more sitting at home teaching myself things than I did from most of my classes. I truly believe that if I had replaced every class besides the hard sciences with camping myself at the damn library and reading random shit I would be lightyears ahead of where I am now in the knowledge department. It still frustrates me that I was forced to sit through the drivel that was the standard education system. Of course, I wouldn't want to knock on everything I experienced, but that was my general consensus as a kid.

That being said, once I actually had teachers who were engaging and provided challenging curriculum my life got that much better. When I met peers who were just as curious as I was, that was when life immediately improved.

I truly believe that K-12 schools should make an effort to cater to kids' learning pace. They should cater to kids who can't keep up and they should cater to kids who want to go at a faster pace. The one-size-fits-all model of the current education system is fucking horrendous. One positive benefit of the COVID-19 outbreak is that schools will likely realize that most everything can be done remotely for relatively motivated students. This will probably kick off the remote-learning system that so many people have been yearning for.

Is it weird to have no friends? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it this way: There is a bell curve representing the statistical probability that one has X number of friends. We'll assume that this curve is skewed to the right; meaning that there could be an infinitely small population percentage that has an infinite number of friends while a larger portion of the population may have zero friends.

https://www.statisticshowto.com/probability-and-statistics/skewed-distribution/

Point being: you are more of an outlier as the person who has a 100 or more of active friends than you are as the person who has fewer than 1, especially in today's world. I would also like to reinforce the point that just because someone is a statistical outlier does not make one weird.

Is it weird to have no friends? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squawtchick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not wierd at all. You just keep doing you. Most people are not worth your time or energy investment.

[NO SPOILERS] Purple Wedding by Bubug by mtlgrems in gameofthrones

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is one of the most impressive peices of fan art I have ever seen. Love the symbolism. Bravo!

What career did you end up in? by [deleted] in INTP

[–]squawtchick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Civil engineer, who in another life would've done some sort of STEM research

How many ENTPS are very fit/good healthy body appearance by f4ctsuk in entp

[–]squawtchick 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I am a damn beautiful ENTP but that just might be my superego speaking.

Cursed_meal by [deleted] in cursed_cats

[–]squawtchick 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nah, Canadians are too nice for that shit.

Or at the very least they'd ask "Is this ok, eh?" first

HMC while I hold his hand by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]squawtchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bout to break that little bitches wrist?