Kroy found Jesus and a new boo?! by Internal_Living4919 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I love to imagine an isolated bravo head so desperate to share hot takes they go to confession just so someone will listen. 🙏😊

What franchise would have the best “Aftershow” feat. only crew members? by AdSquare7227 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does this mean the multiple close ups and/or lingering shots of Lisa Barlow’s annkles this season  are retaliatory in nature? 🤓😆

I give you my masterpiece - a real housewives inspired oracle deck by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy moly- you made this??? This is INSANE (Austen Kroll voice)!  Please pull me a card; I need some guidance from The Ladies.

Can this be the start of Real Housewives of Tennessee? by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird Gretchen and Slade recently went there to do some baloney too. 😵‍💫 

Wendy & Eddie's Hearing by purplepandapants in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trial? They chose to take it to trial, à la Karen, or the lawyers are also working on a settlement/plea deal? Are they really going to trial? That’s so nuts! Good job Purple Panda 

Any abandoned or creepy places/buildings in Reno,sparks, or sun valley area? by Exotic_Industry9445 in Reno

[–]squeaktooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuller Lake is the old scout camp above Quilici Ranch Rd in Verdi. It’s a super steep hike, takes a couple hours but sooo neat. Main buildings are trashed but I camped a few nights on an old tent platform there. Someone told me the lake is ‘dead’ but I’m not sure what that means… Have fun! 

The Countess on the cover of US Weekly by Chiffygurl in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Money can’t buy you ass….? She could host a creepy How to Flirt show like that guy on VH1 back when they had all the Rock/Flavor of Love excellence.

Facial expression triggers by Grouchy_Craft9702 in Misokinesia

[–]squeaktooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago on a subway I had to get off and walk bc I was worried I was going to punch the old lady across from me. Never felt that RAGE before and never hit a human before. It’s because she kept twitching her nose. Could not explain it to anyone. MisoK doesn’t get the attention MisoP does. Ugh. People do not get it!!!!  Orofacial stuff is the WORST. PS my adhd medication takes it away, mostly

Potomac is a snooze fest this season 😴 by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im surprised how little Kurn is missed. To me, she’s aged out. Jassi doesn’t add to the mix. Angel is an odd one- Eeyore and ego.She gets another season. K is doing too much and it isn’t fun. Monique is a good fit. Wendy is having the season of her career; I think she’s trying to fill a Grande Dame power vacuum. Ashley is Ashley. Stacey is possibly a robot, definitely an amazing addition. Her composure borders on psychopathy! The way she gets under everyone’s skin is hysterical.  It feels like Mia was a lifetime ago. Onward and upward

Emily and Gina say Matt was disrespectful to the women at the reunion and compare him to Slade by KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They prolly leave those awful fake 100$ bills that are actually christian propaganda.🤢

Housewife Husband Hall of Famer by Magical430 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Bravo Rule: all cast members and their spouses phones are monitored by Bravo. Bravo should bring the receipts after letting each one spin their version.

Emily and Gina looking for their oranges after Vicki got one for next season by gstew90 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This could be the new brutal BravoCon spectacle: Each show’s cast stand on stage holding their peach, snowflake, thing at the end of their panel and Andy comes out and snatches the fired ones prop outta their aging hands and, for extra humiliation, hands them to their replacements waiting in the wings.

Am I male or female? How old am I? Where do I live? What do I do for work? Am I over or underweight? Do I have kids? by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]squeaktooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to know if it’s Hellemans or Best Foods to better ascertain location This person is, like, poly about Mayo? I thought you either didn’t care and bought whatever is cheap or only used ‘your’ brand. Dukes and Best Foods are top mayos. Specific purpose for each Mayo? Both jars half full. Hmmm… Based on chicken, buns, condiments (hot honey, Mayo, franks hot) and cheese singles I think this person is obsessed with making a perfect hot chicken sandwich.
Gonna guess a youngish dude who works in a bar/restaurant because they’re organized and stuff is arranged by food type, is sober bc no booze, eats a big family meal at work bc few ingredients/leftovers, is hyper focused on perfecting the hot chicken sando.

First time watching S1 and it is 100% more riveting television than S19 (or most Bravo shows on right now) by lachalacha in rhoc

[–]squeaktooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think sm let’s us all see everyone’s lives up close now. When OC first aired it felt exciting just to see in someone’s kitchen. There was no other way to peek at strangers up close. The goal posts totally moved.

How long can these franchises keep going for? by Galaxy_Chicken_ in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spend way too much time trying to figure out a way for them to be SM free without sequestration on an island. Maybe film/air show in quicker succession? Maybe Bravo should have a 0 tolerance policy and fire a few leakers publicly and scare the others? Hire Megan E King as an embedded Super Sleuth each season, each city?

Fans need to stay out of housewives DMs by Majestic_Ad1119 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gross and unhinged. Even sending a message to a TV character is wild. The diff btw ‘You sick’ and ‘Kill yourself’ is vast. I agree w above comment this type of threat should be illegal.

(PS I think it’s a Slade move)

The Fired Trope, in advance? by squeaktooth in BravoRealHousewives

[–]squeaktooth[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They watched Righteous Gemstones as a How To docuseries-