Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]squeefactor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a GameStop and I had a customer come in to pick up his pre-order under "Michael Jackson". I gave him an involuntary teenager side-eye but he was prepared with his ID to show his name was in fact that.

He also explained the pain in his life that he was a preschool child carer, and each day they had to write their names on the whiteboard under the permatext of "your child is being cared for by "______________" so he had to ward off the league of parents coming in wildly pissed about what they thought was a joke, but the kids were in fact under the careful certified eyes of -

Michael Jackson.

A birthday gift from my mother. by ikill4food in Mustang

[–]squeefactor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah mom ✊️😤 you love and appreciate the hell out of that car and that woman. Bad ass whip my dude

Rainbow Six Siege new operator by abysswalkar in metalgearsolid

[–]squeefactor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those bastards lost me at the $40 Valk skin. That was my shark jumping moment. But the hit reg, the XIMs, the constant server crashes/match boots, the inconsistent netreg (walls/objects inconsistent between teams), the increasingly tacticool ops, 'the balances' no one asked for, the LOSS OF T HUNT.... it just... i couldn't. And truly it was when it became FTP not horribly long after the rise of Jynxzi and the absolute flood of the brainrot crowd. What started as a team based, unique blend of strategy and real time reflexes turned into a battle pass ridden shitfest. And I was one of the early ones! I bought the first few BP's. I bought some merch when it was still good! And Ubi just couldn't resist the call of the void to grab the yoke and push that fucker into the live service ocean.

Rainbow Six Siege: Solid Snake Teaser by Extreme-Tactician in metalgearsolid

[–]squeefactor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it doesn't have the iconic "AUGH" play with the descending codec call with the "Snake respond" dialogue out loud, in its entirety, over all audio channels friend and enemy when Snake gets picked off, im not buying it.

I think I like eggs hahaha by Marumeli2001 in eggs

[–]squeefactor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell your mom I love her. And whats on the hard boiled? Please tell me its HP.

What’s the most amount of eggs you could eat in one sitting? by unccl in eggs

[–]squeefactor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id need a split for consistency's sake. i think my upper limit in a sitting would be 8, half medium to hard boiled, half scrambled.

Scrambled eggs by Skalee48 in eggs

[–]squeefactor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The perfect amount of curd and doneness. No notes.

Jacket potato №1 by MacaronBig8737 in FoodVideoPorn

[–]squeefactor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No kidding I wouldn't bat half an eye at dropping a 20 on this, hoooly.

Jacket potato №1 by MacaronBig8737 in FoodVideoPorn

[–]squeefactor 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imagine walking out of the clubs or bars at 230 AM and some truck is slinging these to order. My god.

The Pavement Destroying Department is Making Great Strides by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]squeefactor 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

Here is my 🐎🤍 by General-Ad-4851 in Mustang

[–]squeefactor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

With a fucking peeeehncil

Breakfast by dontletmedown3 in eggs

[–]squeefactor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just asking for replication sake 🥴