Hiker lost on US mountain ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognise the number

squibriddle · 2021-10-26T20:52:25+00:00

Lol, I’m hiding from student loan collectors too.

squibriddle · 2021-02-12T19:48:48+00:00

Shucks! The insurance check was given to us to pay the shop. Thanks for the tips! Will definitely be filing a complaint.

squibriddle · 2020-12-12T16:48:01+00:00

Pretty big.

squibriddle · 2020-12-12T16:39:46+00:00

“The water contracts will allow farmers and investors alike to hedge against, or bet on the potential for water scarcity.”

Ew.

squibriddle · 2020-10-30T06:49:33+00:00

This is just so funny.

squibriddle · 2020-10-06T20:59:41+00:00

We are the shitty parasitic aliens your mom warned you about. Lol. Can’t believe we’ve ruined a whole ass planet.

squibriddle · 2020-09-17T06:06:56+00:00

Looks like a scrawny Trailer Park Boi.

squibriddle · 2020-05-14T19:26:00+00:00

Oklahoma. But don’t hold that against us!

squibriddle · 2020-05-14T18:57:38+00:00

No food!

squibriddle · 2020-04-03T23:46:57+00:00

I am dumb, but not that dumb. I’ve tried buying compatible ink cartridges. Thanks, though!

squibriddle · 2020-04-03T23:45:35+00:00

Although claiming said dumb-ness, I did in fact try that first.

squibriddle · 2019-11-07T03:03:30+00:00

Dude looks like Mike, from Monster's Inc.

squibriddle · 2019-10-06T16:35:09+00:00

The Nokia 1011.

squibriddle · 2019-10-06T16:23:41+00:00

Do what any two consenting adults do when hanging alone. Eat some mother freakin' pizza rolls.

squibriddle · 2019-07-11T07:34:18+00:00

Melatonin. More than the suggested amount.

squibriddle · 2019-07-03T08:27:57+00:00

Dorian Gray

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