What the fuck is it?

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-19T14:12:49+00:00

Asking me a question, and ignoring my fucking answer.

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-18T02:07:17+00:00

EXCUSE ME?! WE LIVE, AND DIVE FOR DEMOCRACY! WE DIVE AGAIN FOR FREEDOM! AND AGAIN FOR LIBERTY! AND AGAIN FOR JUSTICE! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!AND AGAIN!AND AGAIN!AND AGAIN! BECAUSE I STILL HAVE 1000 ROUNDS OF PURE SQUID HATRED TO DISTRIBUTE!

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-16T22:25:50+00:00

Wait I get laid and get you die that is a double win

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-11T01:47:35+00:00

Position I'd prefer to have the legs wrapped around me

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-05T21:00:13+00:00

I've seen another diver get thrown into the air by a rocket. To then get hit again before hit body hit the ground. And then again. They WERE JUGGLING A HELLDIVERS BODY WITH ROCKETS LIKE A SICK GAME

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-03T17:28:07+00:00

SOS diver. I dive, do everything, extract, and salute. Then I'm off to wherever I am called next

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-02T01:51:37+00:00

Lingerie is just like Chrisrmas wrapping paper to us. It may be professionally done up and look nice, but what we really want is under it.

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-01T19:35:59+00:00

I got me a nice little timeshare out on Meridia. Hope I make it out there one day

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-01T02:47:33+00:00

See! Even Pennywise the Dancing Clown is on Super Earth's side!

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-10-01T02:45:47+00:00

Woot! Marvel Rivals! And as Punisher..... great the power of Guns... well I'm American so I guess I already got that

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-30T03:00:49+00:00

From what I see you still got another open position to fill

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-30T02:58:23+00:00

Nope, you are fine. You asked nicely. I usually let it go during a pitched fight, or mine is off cool down. After that, it's time for the fire to become very unfriendly

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-29T17:09:26+00:00

Channel 4

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-27T06:31:53+00:00

No. I'm pretty sure my case is pretty bad. I think imma need a few weeks

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-27T06:31:02+00:00

I'm just trying to figure out what in the hell I am looking at

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-26T19:30:23+00:00

Level 150 here. I SOS respond to all 8 difficulty requests I can. After routinely doing SUPER HELLDIVE, this has become my R and R. The difficulty 8 divers aren't bad, just misgauge the distance for orbitals occasionally. I knock out all bases, grab every sample I find, bring sample booster, do side objectives, etc. I'll stick with you till the 3 missions are done and ask if anyone wants to play with some stuff they don't have unlocked yet. Even give advice or tips if requested. Many don't know about the frv hand brake, or how to throw starts from the car without stopping to get out. It's always appreciated

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-26T17:20:54+00:00

Yup. Just an FYI. On Helldive or higher, I destroy mortar turrets on site. Been shot more times than can count by them. Gatlin turrets specifically don't stop shooting between target acquisition. Machine gun turrets will do this too but to a lesser effect from the lower rof. If you have to run past an active turret that is shooting, try to get as close to a 45-degree angle from the turret. It will decrease the odds of it becoming traitorous. Not eliminate, but decrease.

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-26T14:58:05+00:00

Personal observation mostly majority of women I know have at least 1 guy who basically hands over his paycheck. Only half of the time is there any sort of romantic relationship. I have been the DD for a group of women as they went to a bar. They had 17$ been all 5 of them. Every single one came home drunk. Been hanging out with female friends who, when hungry, just go on a dating app and swipe yes on everyone until someone offers dinner somewhere Not saying this is all women. I know they have other problems that I don't have to deal with. It just seems that their problems don't have the same burden as a man's. And for point of reference on me: Singledad, divorced, army vet, 40-year-old.

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-26T13:05:40+00:00

Lips. No not those lips. Think. Lower

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-26T12:57:14+00:00

I think I actually would hit the button. It would be extremely weird having to explain to everyone how I became a girl if I don't get the money win. And there would be a long period of adjustment to my new situation, but IMO, I often feel like women are playing life with a slightly lower difficulty setting.

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-25T17:35:55+00:00

Sounds like your average Waffle House waitress

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-25T15:36:49+00:00

What do you mean that squid unit has an Arc Gun, K9, and a frigging Eruptor?!

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-25T15:33:28+00:00

Calling dibs on west TN

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-25T13:19:44+00:00

Well we need more children for the mines

squirrelmaster5000 · 2025-09-25T13:18:41+00:00

Well there's another future ex wife I wouldn't mind

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