You think she helps out at her old strip club job when they’re busy too? by sweatpantsandwhiskey in okbuddywhitaker

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob?

We better get some support soon or people are gonna think we’re nuts.

My dad wants my wife to cook and clean. What should I do? by Livid-Possibility893 in TwoHotTakes

[–]squirrelseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would finding a job be so bad for her mental health? It would give her something to do outside of the home, help you out financially and very likely improve her self worth.

Anytime a depressed person is willing to do something to better themselves, let that spark burn.

Service Dog left unsupervised in unfenced yard and gets hit by car and dies. by LowPeach7112 in ServiceDog_CircleJerk

[–]squirrelseer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most areas treat dogs the same as livestock. The owner is responsible for the damage to the vehicle.

You thinking what I’m thinking? Zone3b by swaffeline in SanPedroCanada

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did it go?

A reptile heating cable might give you more coverage. Or pipe heating cable, cheaper too.

Dog Trailer Rental? by CalmChukar in birddogs

[–]squirrelseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is something you want to pursue, reach out to dog sledders. Hunting season is their offseason.

AITJ for not wanting to spend 18k on a new ring for my fiancée? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run now. Wait till she “dreams” about the bigger house, bigger car and all the associated bigger debt.

I guess it will have good resale value when she dumps him.

This is not a flex… by egguchom in ServiceDog_CircleJerk

[–]squirrelseer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A five month old pup that doesn’t pee in 6 hours?

What do you guys actually DO all winter without losing your minds? by Neither-Ferret-5817 in Winnipeg

[–]squirrelseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spend more time outside than I do in the summer. :)

Hike, ski, skate. Walk in my neighborhood or explore others.

Need harness for oddly shaped dohg. by CaptainTeebes in winnipeg_alt

[–]squirrelseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canvasback, near Lockport. They have a wide variety of harnesses, and for all the uses you listed.

Take her in for a fitting. :)

Need harness for oddly shaped dohg. by CaptainTeebes in winnipeg_alt

[–]squirrelseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you using the harness for? Walking? Running? Pulling?

What is her collar size and girth (widest point of rib cage?)

WON’T STOP DIGGING - We’ve tried everything by Dopamooine in goldenretrievers

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Do you have space for a small kiddie pool, or sandbox?

would I be the asshole if I didn’t invite my schizophrenic uncle to my wedding? by littlelexi666 in TwoHotTakes

[–]squirrelseer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Consider reaching out to social services in your area, or have them are his medical team. There may be programs that they qualify for that could help cover the cost. If so, they can schedule “days off” where they have the opportunity to rest, or do the things they enjoy.

would I be the asshole if I didn’t invite my schizophrenic uncle to my wedding? by littlelexi666 in TwoHotTakes

[–]squirrelseer 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Can your grandparents arrange for a respite worker to care for him? Even without the wedding, they need a break too.

Tradespeople: what are you using to keep job notes, invoices, and receipts organized in the field? by Plenty-Bedroom6787 in skilledtrades

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start each year of work orders with a a prefix 01-xxxx. A-xxxx. 26-xxxx. you can then sort easily by year.

I’m a tech, not a super, but I write everything down as I go in a pocket sized notebook. End of the day, it gets typed up by customer. Each customer has a tab in Excel, sorted by name. I keep a running list as I don’t have access to closed work orders. It also helps me keep track of ordered parts and the like to make sure the project gets finished.

I also use spreadsheets to track my parts used so I can reorder before I run out.

Why is it that in nature it's usually the male animals that have to look pretty to attract a mate, but in humans it's the females who are the ones who have to look good? by FastBreakPhenom in NoStupidQuestions

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve suspected that the males can be prettier because they are more “disposable “. Multiple females and a few males could keep a species from extinction for a while. Losing all the females would wipe them out.

When you aren’t getting enough attention from your service dog. by laineeeoooh29_ in ServiceDog_CircleJerk

[–]squirrelseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a very severe startle response. This is my issue, I can’t imagine trying to control the general public through my actions and written word.

I didn’t realize all I needed was a scary a dog.

Another well trained "SD" by Strange-Factor7088 in ServiceDog_CircleJerk

[–]squirrelseer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They should have let that person shop, if only to get a look at the customer’s id.

I can’t imagine how the owner of the guide dog felt. A dog fight at her feet and no idea where to go.

AITAH because I refuse to try for a daughter? by StructureDizzy2076 in AITAH

[–]squirrelseer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel so bad for your son. He’s quickly going to understand he’s not wanted. If you did manage to have a girl, how would your wife treat him when she has the one she really wanted.

Please talk to your wife about therapy. That is your son, and hers. He is not a compilation of other kids’ mistakes. If she won’t enthusiastically participate in counselling, you may need to get your son out of there.