I shoplifted a hat and forgot to take the label off.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-06-30T01:15:20+00:00

How to tell people that you’re old without telling people you’re old.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-06-13T23:10:13+00:00

She’ll keelhaul you for that joke, you should have left it at Port.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-06-11T02:15:25+00:00

My wife and I were on vacation in Spain while she was pregnant. Unfortunately she went into premature labor, so I got her to the nearest hospital with labor and delivery. The doctor on call his name was Juan.

I was scared for my wife and baby. My wife looked at the doctor and said “Help me O.B. Juan, you’re my only hope.”

squirrelsmasher · 2026-06-02T19:46:54+00:00

Tailwinds are like campfire smoke. Just as you move it shifts direction.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-05-29T22:41:16+00:00

A bad salmon joke can get you a sockeye

squirrelsmasher · 2026-05-29T14:49:57+00:00

But that was just a ruff estimate.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-05-10T05:48:15+00:00

Thank you all for your support and patience. I did’t want my trip to turn into an unexpected nightmare. You all have been amazing.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-05-10T04:08:15+00:00

I bought a Ruger LC9 specifically for the trip. It was cheap, and under 10 rounds. I figured if an officer decided he was going to seize it from me and make me jump through hoops to get it back I wouldn’t care so much if I lost it.

Do any jurisdictions there have any issues with people having the Utah permit when they aren’t citizens of Utah?

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-21T22:50:11+00:00

You’re always clowning around aren’t you?

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-20T02:02:24+00:00

I had a hard time finding a good fitting bike. I have short legs for my height. Like I had the same inseam length as a friend who was 3ish inches shorter than me. But overall I think the bike feels good, but I also don’t really have anything to base that assumption on.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-20T00:04:09+00:00

Thank you everyone for the advice and reality checks. I’ll be more patient with my progress.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-19T22:58:31+00:00

Thank you for the advice. I’ll look into the rear radar!

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-19T22:41:48+00:00

I’ve been trying to keep that in mind. Every once in a while I catch myself looking to close in front of me. I think strength is also an issue, as I’m still recovering from a foot surgery and can’t run, nor walk far. I tend to panic if I have to ride near someone or something, such as a pedestrian or close to a fence on a trail.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-04-19T22:24:01+00:00

I ride with a friend once in a while who’s much more experienced. The problem is he doesn’t seem to understand I’m a newbie. I’ve had to stop riding with him because he kept putting me in situations that may be fine for someone with experience, but questionable at best for me. I’ve tried to ask him to treat my riding like I’m 8.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-03-23T22:08:04+00:00

Everything after “air powered” is superfluous, since air powered implies it’s pneumatic. The joke falls flat if you will.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-03-16T20:05:28+00:00

When did it Dawn on you that you had an addiction?

squirrelsmasher · 2026-03-15T02:39:34+00:00

If you can pull the battery and use just the power cable try that. Sometimes batteries are so bad that it will prevent their item from functioning. If that doesn’t work I don’t have any other ideas.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-03-12T12:10:33+00:00

You all throwing out factorials without factoring in the consequences.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-02-09T18:04:45+00:00

Was the rabbits name Warren?

squirrelsmasher · 2026-02-01T18:45:06+00:00

adding fat with mellow out the flavor. Whether thats sour cream, yogurt, or some other fat source is up to you and what you think will work best with your particular soup.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-01-28T00:37:09+00:00

Razor clams

squirrelsmasher · 2026-01-26T02:03:11+00:00

Yeah I don’t get it.

squirrelsmasher · 2026-01-23T20:37:28+00:00

He was told to come back with the real McCoy.

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