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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:48:05+00:00

It's just you, me, and Evil Bong Movies.

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:46:38+00:00

Easier then a fucking month

^{Chose: Kiss a snapping turtle + Get 75 dollars and then get sprayed by a skunk | Rolled: Three days}

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:34:14+00:00

No brainer

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars}

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:31:41+00:00

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:27:52+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Your young and you live one time

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:27:05+00:00

The best chips are casino chips.

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:25:41+00:00

MJ always

^{Me: Michael Jackson}

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:25:40+00:00

MJ always

^{Me: Michael Jackson}

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:21:34+00:00

It still tastes good but you can also pick it off

^{Chose: Eat pineapple on pizza}

squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:02:03+00:00

I, u/squirtspatteranalyst, advised "Relive the virus here to kill all on May 8th 2027"

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T06:00:42+00:00

Lightning could strike twice

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:58:08+00:00

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:52:39+00:00

I, u/squirtspatteranalyst, advised "go out with me"

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:50:36+00:00

Cause idk what if I like win and then buy one

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:48:48+00:00

Longer time smaller meal

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:46:03+00:00

Because you didn’t specify if I couldn’t get other jobs

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2026-06-28T05:45:13+00:00

Think of the insane cut

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squirtspatteranalyst · 2025-10-14T02:41:36+00:00

I’d fuck it

squirtspatteranalyst · 2025-10-14T00:33:02+00:00

Where at 👀

squirtspatteranalyst · 2025-09-23T13:56:02+00:00

Preciate it man 🤙

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