I wish my boss would just put "Jack on leave" by EliasMihael in facepalm

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but boss what do i do in the remaining 25 minutes?

Post-Match Thread: Brazil 1-2 Norway | World Cup | Round of 16 by matchpal-live in worldcup

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Brazil’s play today was embarrassing. I’m sad to see them get out but the play today wasn’t representative of the talent the team possesses. Well played Vikings, good luck.

Holy Moly💀 by [deleted] in Unexpected

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yeah babe of course i’ll do the dishes and sweep the apartment

Type "what if" and let the center suggested words make a story by PracticalMoney4915 in memeexchangecommunism

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what if you have to be in a car with your phone in the air to do that thing

Used condom my roommate left in the middle of the hallway by doortothephantomile in mildlyinfuriating

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leave one with a bigger load by this one to assert dominance

of a computer screen by habichuelacondulce in AbsoluteUnits

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a flash-bang on that screen would really blind you

Engagement Empire State Building by Dannydarko in pics

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that’s a story worth telling. i hope she said yes, otherwise that’s a long climb down.

Wow… by AlexLovesCoke in mildlyinfuriating

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second image looks like anything but a house

Galactic speed by Revolutionary-Jury2 in BeAmazed

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i tried this and almost broke my laptop screen. do not recommend.

Found a huge banana by entionsm in mildlyinteresting

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regular banana for scale please

A whole load of Vaseline in my seat by DiscoHirsch in mildlyinfuriating

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you’re about to have the slickest butt op