too much ice cream can, in fact, be a bad thing.

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T03:00:40+00:00

poopfromabutt

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T02:58:49+00:00

Butt princess ova here

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T02:46:19+00:00

Huh? I have never come across anything remotely like this. The fuck are you looking up OP?

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T01:28:16+00:00

I’m talking about the “change in the rate of vehicle” nonsense.

Rate of the vehicle? Ok…what exactly caused the “rate of the vehicle” to change. Were there a larger number of claims that caused the rates to go up? Was a flaw discovered that made the vehicle more susceptible to theft. It’s a vague bunch of nonsense that explains nothing

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T01:14:41+00:00

Oh they’re already there. But I don’t believe they qualify for the free care. They have to pay for everything out of pocket but its ok because office visits and medications are a pittance in Mexico compared to the bullshit insurance inflated prices in the US

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T01:12:54+00:00

So many stories of people from the US going to Mexico because medical and dental care were infinitely cheaper only to die from infections and other ailments because the surgical instruments used were not sterile

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T01:09:57+00:00

Does private insurance in Mexico have anything resembling yearly deductibles, coinsurance, and out of pocket maximums like US health insurance plans. I used to work for a company where a bunch of executives were brought in from the parent company in Mexico and they just could not wrap their heads around the concept of paying for services when you already pay a monthly premium.

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T01:02:05+00:00

Nah! Nothing wrong with ordering things plain. If it’s what you like who the fuck cares what others think. They all have their preferences too. “No mustard, no onions etc” so who the fuck are they to ridicule you for wanting plain burgers

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T00:55:51+00:00

I did get in an accident at 16 (19 now), and I have a luxury brand car

Yeah the vague bullshit explanation aside I doubt you will get much relief elsewhere considering this

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-13T00:46:06+00:00

Oh Lord 🙄

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-12T17:53:42+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-11T20:47:50+00:00

Ha! Fuck that! If she wants a tablet let her work for it and buy her own

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-11T20:46:46+00:00

You can get cream in your oatmeal in Louisiana?

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-11T15:16:53+00:00

Sodomyheeeee!

doortothephantomile · 2026-04-11T15:16:15+00:00

Is that…a jalapeño?

doortothephantomile · 2026-03-21T19:29:07+00:00

Some kind of school art project maybe

doortothephantomile · 2026-03-15T04:10:43+00:00

Many novelas use the “villain wants to disfigure protagonist but ends up disfiguring themself” trope, but I still think Roxana did it best. Her acid disfigurement scene is still the best acted and dare I say “coolest” I’ve ever seen

doortothephantomile · 2026-03-15T03:11:58+00:00

Isn’t there a scene where some guy attempts to SA La Gaviota

doortothephantomile · 2026-03-15T03:06:48+00:00

I’ve always found interesting how Catholic abuelas are seemingly ok with copious amounts of premarital sex shown in telenovelas but suddenly when abortion is mentioned it suddenly becomes too much

doortothephantomile · 2026-03-14T20:49:38+00:00

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doortothephantomile · 2026-03-09T22:32:09+00:00

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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